I'm doin ur mom, yes urs, first saw her at the WallMart pickin' out ur drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like a 80s prom queen, but her a** is lookin' good all up in thoughs mom jeans.
I approached her in the check out line and said "Yo baby wut up?"
she had 2 gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity.
I was riding ur mom, like she's mario kart. Gave her a lift back to her crib 'couse her car wouldn't start. She invaded me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I taped that a**? OVER NINE THOUSAND!!
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