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Dizziesed

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Last Login: 10/04/2018 4:57 am

Registered: 12/11/2007

Gender: Male

Birthday: 03/13

We are...

Woman is when you prove yourself twice over for a job someone else got from clueless confidence
Gay is when your mom tells you to marry for love, then forbids you from seeing the person you do love
Black is when strangers think "Can I touch your hair?" is an appropriate question
Intersexed is when you're not allowed to own anything that could resemble a doll until you move out of your parents' house
Youth is when people laugh if you say something intelligent
Latino is when a patrolman asks to see your identification because you speak more languages than he does
Curvaceous is when you're constantly looking for a pair of jeans that doesn't try to reshape you
Disabled is when people pretend you're not in a line even if it's obvious you are
Genderqueer is when people apologize for not looking at your tits

These are the people I love.
 

Who am I?

Ohaider! I'm Dizziesed, but I also go by Dizz, Dizzie (spelling varies), 3, and, very infrequently, buttwings. If you think of yourself as normal, I will fear you. But if you don't believe in normal, we'll probably get along pretty well.

Some things about me...

I tend to word things sarcastically without realizing that the sarcasm cannot be read. Generally, if you can even imagine there being a trace of humor in something I write, you are not supposed to take any of it very seriously.

I am easily entertained. So if I start laughing at nothing, there's probably something, you just don't think it's funny.

I am not fond of walls, they always run into me.

I like to cook and bake. I'm particularly fond of making soups, breads, and soufflés. I like trying new recipes.

I play piano but am terribly out of practice, due to not having a piano. My voice is also out of practice, but I used to sing.

I enjoy beating Duneslam normal as a party of two.

Outside of zOMG I do not play any other MMORPGs.

And now some useless advice that you probably should not follow.

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VVhip Report | 07/11/2018 8:15 am
VVhip
Precisely - I think giant ropes of nylon twisted together...
VVhip Report | 07/11/2018 7:56 am
VVhip
You need many little people to make one big wig. sweatdrop
VVhip Report | 07/02/2018 8:03 am
VVhip
Actually - further on from that - I've always thought of our avatars as giants - with the 'pictures' of our avatars taken from a long distance away. This explains why clothing for our avatars is so expensive.
VVhip Report | 07/02/2018 7:56 am
VVhip
And that's exactly how I like it ^u^

A giant woman - that's exactly how I wanna be! biggrin
VVhip Report | 07/01/2018 9:21 pm
VVhip
I was thinking that I might - but I prefer not to at the moment - I feel a little liberated in my lack
Yes this is cat Report | 08/17/2017 11:41 pm
Yes this is cat
All I know is I miss you


Screw that school biz
Dun can lick spark plugs all day but as long as we get to keep talking I'll be happy happy Cat.

I'm actually super sad tonight. How are you? Are you doing well? I think I'm at a crossroads in my life and I don't know how to feel about that. I also feel absolutely stuck with where I am. Does that even make sense? I miss talking to you and everyone on here. <3
Yes this is cat Report | 08/17/2017 11:40 pm
Yes this is cat
All I know is I miss you


Screw that school biz
Dun can lick spark plugs all day but as long as we get to keep talking I'll be happy happy Cat.

I'm actually super sad tonight. How are you? Are you doing well? I think I'm at a crossroads in my life and I don't know how to feel about that. I also feel absolutely stuck with where I am. Does that even make sense? I miss talking to you and everyone on here. <3
Yes this is cat Report | 08/17/2017 1:36 pm
Yes this is cat
I leave this house at midnight every night so I CAN earn my keep.
You don't want to know what I do.

I clean peoples houses without my collar and bell on.


I mean I guess I could clean our house but I don't feel comfortable when I'm usually fully clothed in it.



Will Duny be joining us for brunch today? I made my famous catnip brownies.
Yes this is cat Report | 08/17/2017 1:34 pm
Yes this is cat
I leave this house at midnight every night so I CAN earn my keep.
You don't want to know what I do.

I clean peoples houses without my collar and bell on.


I mean I guess I could clean our house but I don't feel comfortable when I'm usually fully clothed in it.



Will Duny be joining us for brunch today? I made my famous catnip brownies.
VVhip Report | 08/13/2017 7:54 pm
VVhip
YAS HUGE LONG DISTANCE HUGS WITH WIGGLY SPAGHETTI ARMS BACK AT YOU!

Quotes I like from people I like


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"Pick a random number between 20 and 35 including 11." ~Dunyazade

"If you love sugar, you won't like this 'cuz it's too sweet." ~Rengoku No Sei


"I WILL BE PANTIES!" ~VVhip

"You should never disagree. What did agree ever to do you that warranted dissing?" ~Corinth Maxwell

"Teh computer gave me a bunches of squiggily lines." ~Shilshadu

"I AM SO EXCITED FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT WE ARE DOING!" ~Equinoxious

"IT'S LIKE, AN APPLE!!! A WHOLE ONE! NOT EVEN USED." ~Ulto Leif

Hey guess what I listen to music.

 

People don't visit me.

'Tiz Dizz

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and panicrawr made this for me in teh easterness

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BUT I ALSO SOMETIMES GO ELSEWHERE

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