AboutHi my name is Tyler. my friends call me kakaru. i'm 15 years old. in the night i like to do things to myself that guys do when there in the mood. ya. when i grow up i want a pony. i still do, thou
i love soft things and rough things. like rough sex. my 50 year old g/f named, Toty loves it 2. ya old parts r better than young parts and u know what parts i'm talking about!
i munch on bricks cuz i love the feeling of bricks on my teeth (i allready broke half my teeth) my musical influences r william hung and my footless grandpa named, cha cha. i love u grandpa cha cha!!!
my mom told me if i try hard enough i can be a skilled prostitude..cuz my man boobs r feminine enough for striping and getting one buck per strip. i have a crush on micheal jackson. and rainbows. when i'm bored i like to rape alot of people in gaia towns especialy guys that yell "HUCHI MAMA!"
Oh! I also have no p***s at all. It's like I'm Kyle XY except with no p***s...GAY SEX RULES! except I only do blowjobs and get it from behind. YEA GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL! Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a butterfly... DON'T TELL TOTY...our transexual sex will be ruined. Yes I am Bi. Also bi-polar. So please don't scoff if you hear me saying these speedos don't look good on me. Ya know, I have to hit the run way, B-BAM BAM BOM BOM NTS NTS NTS. Oh yeah,I'm a sex machine. OH YEAH! UH UH! BOM BOM BOM DIDDLY DIDDLY WOO WOO HONK! I also shave my nippies. Yes nippies. I got tiny nipples ^^. Tyra, I make a good runway model with this body. BAM! I DO IT BETTA THAN THAT OLD b***h. YEAH! BAM BAM BAM BAM! YEAH! I DO THA KAT WALK BETTA BIOTCH! * walks the runway* mmmmmmm honey...You're turning me on...Come lick this fine a**..YEA! YOU CAN'T RESIST THIS! PEACHES AND CREAM b***h! PEACHES AND CREAM!
IT TASTES LIKE WATERMELON!! melon melon! talking about melons look at my sexy boobies!!! LOOK!! *rubs man boobs* OH YEAH I'M DEAD SEXY!! i look better than a woman's private!! *turns in circles*
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! i steal my mama's bra! why?! because thier sexy like me! ME!!! *drunk*
sometimes i wish i had a vigina...or my name was vigina...
HAHA! I GOT U p***y WOOPED!