Dirk Strider - tT

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Gender: Male

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TITLE: Prince of Heart

Age: Unknown (Presumably 15, possibly born December 3rd, 2409)

SCREEN NAME: timaeusTestified

TYPING STYLE: Perfect grammar and syntax. More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. Also uses bropuns at times.




DAVE'S BRO - pre-Scratch self

DIRK'S BRO - adoptive older brother, genetic son

AUTO-RESPONDER - mental clone

JAKE ENGLISH - possible crush/love interest

LIL' CAL - guardian

Live(s) in: A HIGH-RISE APARTMENT IN THE BIG CITY (Houston, Texas)

Puppets, Robots, Philosophy, Mythology, Horses/Ponies, Robo-Death-Matches, Katanas, Rapping, Artificial Intelligence

Ownage Music

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F0STERF8RMS on 07/07/2022
tigrisae on 01/16/2022
DavidStrider03 on 01/26/2021

Who's this cool dude?

Your name is DIRK.

Holy s**t do you love PUPPETS.

You possess the extreme dexterity to operate your FALSE FRIENDS UNSEEN, that is, when they are not pre-ambulatory through your LOVINGLY IMBUED MECHANIZATION. You dig writing COGNITIVE ALGORITHMS FOR SAID APOCRYPHAL MEN, and you think maybe that's ********' DOPE. Guess what else is dope? Everything ELSE YOU DO. You're a sickwicked autodidact on ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS, a selfmade MASTER OF MYTHOLOGUE, and a PRETERNATURAL POPCULTURE ACADEME.

If you weren't so DAMN ALOOF and actually let people GET A LOAD, you might get described all kindsa ways. Maybe tagged as a RENAISSANCE NINJA, PHILOSOPHER PRINCE, and FLASHSTEP PUPPETEER. Or perhaps a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST, GANGSTA LOGICIAN, LUCID WAKER and DERSITE SPY. Screw descriptors though, as if the shits you give ain't nil. You're cool with dabbling in the FINE SEQUENTIAL ARTS, and your work could be viewed by some as BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC. And to those philistines you'll be heard wondering, what the ******** do you mean BORDERLINE?

Against the better judgment of one your age, you BUILD ROBOTS, SET THEM TO KILL MODE, AND SPAR WITH THEM TO DEATH. That is, when you're not SENDIFICATING THEM TO FRIENDS, or DUELING THEM WITH RAP LYRICS. But you try to cool it on the deathmatch stuff when your BRO is looking, which is virtually NEVER. And considering he's had a reputation staked on some order of MARTIAL NOBILITY, this strikes you as a STAGGERING OVERSIGHT IN BROTHERLY VIGILANCE. You don't have the HEART to hold it against him, though.

(This is a roleplay account, by the way)


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rancid apples Report | 04/06/2013 10:18 am
rancid apples
No problem~ Woot //^ o ^//
rancid apples Report | 04/04/2013 2:33 pm
rancid apples
Well, I'll tell you this, you have a very nice colouring style! And plus, you have talent ;3 Go homestuck!
Infinite_Randomness Report | 03/10/2013 9:21 pm
Your avatar.

Yes. (u.u) .m
LapisMagnolia Report | 02/09/2013 10:01 pm
Hey! Haven't talked in a real long time! So how'd that convention go?
DavidStrider03 Report | 09/30/2012 2:51 pm
DAVE: bro! where are you i miss you!!! youre never on skype or gaia anymore DX
malalaliyah Report | 08/08/2012 10:48 pm
Awwwww! Ty! I is blush at teh complement! >////<
DavidStrider03 Report | 08/07/2012 8:01 pm
DAVE: oh okay cool bro xDD i was actually going to role play with you but thats fine xDD
malalaliyah Report | 08/07/2012 6:59 pm
Nm, really. Just been trying to chill out lately. Improving in my role playing as Rose. And expanding Rose' "wardrobe" lol. I think I'm the only Rose cosplayer on gaia that thinks outside of the box.
DavidStrider03 Report | 08/07/2012 2:16 pm
DAVE: hey bro
DAVE: whats up?
malalaliyah Report | 08/07/2012 2:13 pm
Oh, so it's for the sake of irony, then. XD
llSollux Captorll

He couldn't be more awesome!

My best bro! He made Homestuck Town where I met some really great friends.

She's really good with her tongue.

A proud member of The Midnight Crew

A proud member of The Midnight Crew