Hello ladies, I am Sanji, the seafaring Cook of Monkey D. Luffy’s crew! heart
The main reason I joined this b*****d’s pirate group is in order to achieve my dream, to find the All Blue, a mystical sea where all fish species of the four seas swim together.
I came from the North Blue, however, had my childhood with old man Zeff.
He is truly a man I respect, he taught me to cook and to fight. His kicks are almost as powerful as mine, and his recipes are so exquisite that every client ends up delighted after eating on the Restaurant Baratie!
Another reason of why I’m here, of course, to travel with the beautiful NAMI-SWAAAAANNN!!!!
I am 19 years old, the same age as this shitty marimo-headed swordsman.
I am a gentleman, I can die before kicking a woman!
However, I often tell people what they need to hear instead of what they want to hear.
People say I swear a lot. Shitty people, go ***** yourselves and stop talking bullshit about me, got it?!
I am an outstanding chef, I can cook a wide variety of exotic dishes in no time!
HOWEVER, I will kick and punish those who waste, play or steal food!
Did you hear me, Luffy?!
About my relationships with the crew…
Zoro is scum, even though I highly respect his swordsman skills.
He’s a shitty marimo-headed lazy punk which often makes fun of my curly eyebrow and calls me “Ero-Cook”. Hey, I’m not an erotic person! ¬_¬
I just… Like woman very much, heehee…!
I think Luffy is a great captain, even though he can be childish an annoying sometimes.
He ticks me off when he imitates me or has no manners in the dining room.
About Usopp and Franky, we get along pretty well (I can't deny the fact that they both are irksome, however). xd
Chopper is a great friend, I often call him “Emergency Food Supply”, hehehe…
Brook, why do you have to be rude to woman when asking them to see their panties!
Still, when it’s about women Brook and I are great buddies! biggrin
NAMI-SWAANNN AND ROBIN-CHWANN ARE PERFECTT OOHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! heart
That’s right, I refer to women as ‘Mellorine’!
…Such a sweet dessert, he he he he!
Shitty people, I came here to Gaia to find all the names “Sanji” or “Love Cook Sanji” or “Black Leg Sanji” taken.
So, I went for my fighting style, the “Diable Jambe”, meaning Devil’s leg.
My leg is on fire as well as my burning heart, baby!
I recall using the Diable Jambe style for the first time while fighting against that crap wolf… What was his name? Jyabura?
That made me remember…
I’m the hunter.
My attacks power up, and I can kick asses with a flaming leg.
The Suke-Suke no mi… Such an awesome Devil’s Fruit…
Imagine being invisible, and being able to… Stalk women in the bathroom… Hehehehe…
My wanted poster, MY WANTED POSTER!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE DRAWN! D:
Seriously, that thing does not look like me at all! D:
I could get a better picture!
But nooo, the marines decided to publish this freaking crap!
Shitty incompetent bastards.
Oh well, I guess that’s all for now, I have to cook dinner for the crew.
Peace out, you all!