Iori: *sitting on couch, eating Popeyes chicken sandwich*
Momoko: *playing Death stranding*
Shen: *staring confused * What the hell is up with this game? All you've done was walk around and there's weird s**t just popping up.
Momoko: *casually playing * in delivering mail.
Shen: *even more confused * Mail? You're a mail carrier? The walking dead got is now an Amazon employee?!
Iori: I mean.... Why not? It's a Kojima original.
Shen: What? His stuff had layers with metal gear. We just saw a baby in this guy's throat. That transition was a complete "dafuq" moment.
Momoko: it's a Kojima original.
Shen: You literally can not tell me that's the only answer that's gonna work. If solid snake was here he-*A loud joyous scream cuts him off echoing throughout the mansion.
???: *voice echoing through house* I'M IN SMASH! HOLY ******** s**t!
???: *Sleeping, occasionally switch*
-Text message tone chimes-
???: *Still sleeping*
-5 minutes go by before an incoming call tone starts-
???: *Cracks open one eye, sees who's calling then presses ignore*
-A muffled "That b*****d!" can be heard-
-Door bell rings followed by eventual muffled talking, creaking of stairs and then silence-
Girl: *Kicks door open* Alichi!
Alichi: *Screams before falling out of bed*
Girl: What the hell are you still doin sleeping?!
Alichi: *Trying to recollect self* What are you taling about it's not even ti- *Sees time* ....Oh...
-Commotion and yells echo through the building as a large crowd of boys battle-
???: *Laying sideways on the bleachers, eating a 1 lb bag of skittles*
??? *Walking towards the person* Dude....How do you not have cavities?
???: *Both parents are dentists. SO I think I have things covered on that end*
???: Rikku, I'd ignore his teeth and worry about these newbies. *Walking up to them, fixing his glasses*
Rikku: Oh yeah? *Looks to the battlefield, spotting a few interesting fights* Oookay, Manno....What am I supposed to be looking at?
Manno: *Inspects the brawls but is shocked* Oh dear...Oh dear oh my....This is indeed interesting.
Rikku: *Confused* If you want me to decipher what you're thinking about then can we skip that part? Aoba, you know what's going on?
Aoba: *Eats another handful of skittles* How the hell am I supposed to know what the nerd's talking about?
Manno: I doubt a Sugar-buzzed simple-minded fool such as yourself could understand anyways.
Aoba: Good, cause I don't give a damn.
Manno: Hmph. *Offended*
???: *Walking to the group but looking at the fights* Sure is a lot more dweebs than last year.
???: *Behind him* Well that'll make it easier to grab better talent. And better talent means better fighters to mold.
???: *Snorts* We should be fighting these turds instead of watching them like toddlers at a park then.
???: Come on, Karse, it's not that bad. You could get some more underlings. I'm sure you're tied with Keiji anyways.
Karse: Tch...Had to bring that idiot up didn't you?
Rikku: Oi, Karse, Darien!
Darien: Yo! How's the royale goin?
Rikku: Better than last year if anything.
Karse: You say it like that s**t was hard. We only got three fighters worth the trouble.
Manno: That can change this year though. Dren, Motre and I scouted some good middle school graduates and including the boss' own little brother.
Rikku: *Slams fist into palm* Ooooh, so that's what you were so happy about. How do we even know if the kid's good?
Darien: The Boss' blood runs in his veins so that should say something, right?
Manno: That wouldn't matter saaaaay, if his special ability was something very humorous and disappointing?
Aoba: If he could get rid of those wastes of space females from Premia then is doesn't matter.
Karse: I'd prefer to test him out personally.
Darien: *Scanning the fights* Wait....Which one is he?
Group: *Looks around*
Manno: Oh right.....We never got a picture.....
Rin: *flipping through channels apathetically, rubbing her noticable stomach, stops at the Konoha News Network channel*
??: And we're back her- *starts coughing lightly* ..ah, excuse m- *starts coughing uncontrollably* ...
Rin: *rolls her eyes*
??: I am Hayate Gekko and this just in it is reported that for the first time ever, the Chuunin exams will not be taking pl- *starts coughing* -place at in any of the *sneezes* 5 great nations. It will, instead be held at the Heart Shrine village....*feints
Rin: *groans* I wanted to see in person but that village isn't in travel distance. I dont wanna take one of those skyports. I guess I'll just stay here. *hears her door open* Hey, handsome.
Kakashi: Hey, how are you? You been getting the proper rest
Rin: No. My back has been kicking my butt.
Kakashi: *rubs her stomach* Don't worry, he'll be here soon.
Rin: Hopefully he comes early. This pain is getting unbearable. How was work?
Kakashi: It was a little interesting today. Asuma's daughter was there for a try out. She did well; she's a natural. Other than that, I have to go Oto tomorrow.
Kakashi: You say that when you hear it, my mom, aunt; everybody says that.
Rin: Well, because that place is a war zone. Yeah, your cousin made it inhabitable, but there aren't anything but a bunch of thugs down there. He can't monitor that. You remember that weapons bust you made 5 months ago? And how you had to make another one 2 months ago.
Kakashi: Things are getting better. They havent even been a stable community for 15 years so give em time.
Rin: Well, be safe. You dont need to be in a precarious position with everything we have going on here.