I'm Bork Donut on XBox Live. Name's Derek. Just Derek. From God, to Kane, to Derek. Just kidding. I've been obsessing over Command & Conquer lately.
About me, huh? Let's see. Name's Derek. Big fan of Command & Conquer (hence the part "conqueror" in my profile name) and Mortal Kombat. I was in the Army for awhile, then got discharged for medical issues regarding my legs. Apparently jumping off the roof from time to time is bad for you. That's about it. Game on, tovarichi!
Let's make an OASIS OF DEATH!