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Demented_Teddybear8D

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Birthday: 06/11

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best glitch for COD MW2

value your soul?

http://www.mindistortion.tv/pocketemo/?data=4-1-7-3-0-1-1-0-1&name=bob

http://www.mindistortion.tv/petzombie/?data=3-4-10-2-1-0-1-0-1&name=joe

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Your Sinful Teddybear Report | 02/20/2011 8:38 pm
Your Sinful Teddybear
o:..... biggrin
arigatouu Report | 01/09/2011 4:43 pm
arigatouu
Once I get my mouse I will my old one broke so it's hard lol.
arigatouu Report | 01/08/2011 11:15 am
arigatouu
Lol fail dude we need to play ZOMG sometime.
Heavenly Ecstasy Report | 01/07/2011 9:48 pm
Heavenly Ecstasy
12..... :/
Heavenly Ecstasy Report | 01/07/2011 9:20 pm
Heavenly Ecstasy
NO reason...just wondering.... ;}
Heavenly Ecstasy Report | 01/07/2011 9:09 pm
Heavenly Ecstasy
same... just bored! how old r u?
Heavenly Ecstasy Report | 01/07/2011 8:42 pm
Heavenly Ecstasy
Hi! Hows it going???? I like ur avi! ;>
Heavenly Ecstasy Report | 01/07/2011 8:41 pm
Heavenly Ecstasy
Hi! Hows it going???? I like ur avi! ;>
arigatouu Report | 01/07/2011 8:34 pm
arigatouu
Gangbanging durrrr lol jk
arigatouu Report | 01/05/2011 8:46 pm
arigatouu
I have my reasons lol.
 
 
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A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"

This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.- This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.- No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.- THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!- This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

I got these from xxXDemented_ToastXxx's profile. HILARIOUS XDDD

What the Fawk?!?!