About

Hmm... Not much to say really. I like to think of myself as being very friendly, and although I may not have much gold I am most definitely NOT a noob. If you ever find me asking you for gold, I give you permission to shoot me in the face. Anyway....

Basic Info:
General: My favorite edible combonation that can be found in my house is creamy chicken ramen noodles and chocolate soy milk. I am delusional. And whiny. I like to complain. A lot. The musical stylings of Mr. Jimmy Urine. Music. My slippers. Procrastination. Writing poems, Writing poor excuses for Comics, Listening to "The Shadow", Drawing, Art, Being uniquely repulsive and against the current of sanity, My Hair [AKA "The Mosiah!], Wasting time, Squandering my abilities, Hot Topic, Comedies, Non-alcoholic strawberry daquiries, Flying, Shopping, My Converse, My guitar, Starbucks, Getting more music, Learning spanish from NOT Ms. Farr, Free samples at publix every sunday, Creating songs I'll never write down and forget 5 minutes later, Being odd, Having a running dialogue in my head, Sitting in darkness, Going back to sleep after turning the alarm off just to arrive late, Day Dreaming, Staring off into space, Stuffed animals, CHOCOLATE, working out for a month and quiting for two, Being optomistic, Forgetting events, Keeping a messy room, Trees, And Ignoring my myspace.

Music: Rock, Hard Rock, Punk Rock, Alternative, Classical, Soft Rock, Classical Rock, Sound Tracks, and all that good stuff. Okay, just for you specific types, here's a list of all the artists I currently like enough to put on here: AC DC, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Beethoven, The Birthday Massacre, Black Sabbath, Creature Feature, Danny Elfman, Dethklok, Disturbed, Evanescence, Foo Fighters, Gilbert and Sullivan, Godsmack, HIM, Jonathan Coulton, The Killers, Korn, Lamb of God, Marilyn Manson, Meatloaf, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Misfits, Mozart, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Papa Roach, Primus, Queen, Rasputina, Seether, Simon and Garfunkel, Slipknot, System of a Down, They Might Be Giants, Three Days Grace, Weird Al Yankovic, and the soundtracks for The Nightmare Before Christmas, Moulin Rouge, The Phantom of the Opera, and a few songs from The Sound of Music.

Movies: Harold and Maude, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Night of the Living Dead, A Clockwork Orange, The Science of Sleep,The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Stranger than Fiction, Fantastic Four, The Shadow, Moulin Rouge, Strictly Ballroom, The Lion King, The Trumen Show, Little Nicky, Napoleon Dynamite, Best in Show, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Jacket, The Illusionist, Batman Begins, Little Miss Sunshine, Spiderman, Caddyshack, The Mothman Prophecies, Mystery Men and others I can't think of right now. I'll add more later. bleh.

Television: Invader Zim, Family guy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report. I rarely watch TV. I have much larger wastes of time to succumb to, like sleeping.

Books: JTHM, Screw Tooth, The Cemetarians, Things with Wings, 3rd Harry Potter, Gulliver's travels, The Redwall series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, MAD Magazine! A Sound of Thunder, Harrison Burgeron, I don't read much either. .

Heroes: Not in order of importance:
Jhonen Vasquez, Gris Grimly, Gerard Way, Aaron Alexovich, My dad, Lesley Reppeteaux and Fleo Brianson. (All of these people are amazing artists, by the way.)



Favorite quotes: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
--The Call of Cthulhu, by H. P. Lovecraft

"...Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;..."
--Edgar Allen Poe

"Look to this day, for yesterday is already a dream, and tomarrow is only a vision, but today well-lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomarrow a vision of hope."
--From the Sanskrit

"The wave of the future, the wave of the future, the wave of the future, the wave of the future, the wave of the future, the wave of the future..."
--from the 2004 film The Aviator

"There is no worse enemy than the one incapable of knowing why they may be wrong."
--Wobbly Headed Bob

"You win this time, Vasquez... Cross my path again, and I'll fix it so that all you can draw is Big Breasted Women!"
--Satan

"All bow down to the almighty hawaiian shirt wearing, tropical drink sipping tiki faced monkey god that is Slave Labor Graphics."
--Me!

"...Not long after that, my father lost his life to a ferocious bear. I had watched both of my parents die. The bear became sick, and I held it as its life slipped from my fingers."
--Emo boy

"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
-- Edward Flaherty

"Thou art woman, Thou art man, Thou art the lad and the maiden too. Thou art the old man tottering on his staff: Once born thou comest to be, thy face turned every way! A dark-blue moth art Thou, green [parrot] with red eyes. Pregnant with lightening--seasons, seas: Thyself beginningless, all things dost Thou pervade. From Thee all worlds were born."
--Svetasvatara Upanishad. IV. 3-4

"Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!"
--Thomas Parke D'Invilliers

"Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life*. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully."
--Maude, from Harold and Maude (1971)

"If i sold you my heart, would you buy it?
Would you sell it, break it, or fix it?
You own me, control me, seduce me with so much ease
just one simple kiss from those lips leave me on my knees
yet you do it with care, whispering that you'd never dare to leave."
--Chloe Kuizenga

"How many mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1,331
--1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed
--14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
--7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
--27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
--53 to flame the spell checkers
--41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames
--156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list
--109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to another list
--203 to demand that cross posting to other lists about changing light bulbs be stopped
--111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this mail list
--3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list
--306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty
--27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
--14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs
--33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
--12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversies
--19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
--4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
--48 to propose new change.lite.bulb newsgroup
--47 to say there is already an alt.light.bulb newsgroup
--143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb"
--Author unknown