The original Lady Of The Night

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Last Login: 10/11/2010 3:51 pm

Gender: Female

Location: Right behind you, OHMYGOD RUN.

Birthday: 05/09

Occupation: Lurking in the shadows.

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I like to talk. A lot.

Her hair was the color of a starless night, her eyes violet like burning coals...

Hey there, my name is Irene, or Weary Geisha, or Street Geisha. I suppose you wanna know 'bout me, hmm? Aaah, so much to tell, so little desire to tell it. Again, my name is Irene, and no, I don't have a last name, before you ask. My age isn't really your business, but I /will/ tell you that I'm somewhere between 1 and 100. :3 And that I'm older than Seventeen, and younger than Twenty-Five.

I'm generally a goofball, if I'm in a good mood. I try to be empathetic, but my attempts fall flat on their face quite often. It's hard, everything in the world is so rough, and when you live on the streets, you've seen enough suffering that it doesn't effect you that strongly.

I actually pride myself on being pretty traditional. Every inch of me is they way I was born, no GeneCo parts at all. ^_^ Weird thing to brag about, I know, but it seems like everyone is trading their humanity to hasten their death in a roundabout way. Now, you must be thinking 'But, Irene, how do you expect to be a Geisha if every part of you is natural?' 'What the heck is a Geisha, anyway?' 'Why are you a Geisha, when you aren't even Asian?'

Those are very good questions, kiddies. lD I don't care if you asked them, I'm answering them, so sit your skinny butts down.
1. It's not so much that I expect to be a Geisha, as much as sharp objects terrify to the point I'd rather stick my head down a crocodile's throat than have surgery. 8D
2. What's a Geisha, you say? -Pulls out encyclopedia and pair of jaunty reading glasses- It says right her; Member of a professional class of women in Japan whose traditional occupation is to entertain men. A geisha must be adept at singing, dancing, and playing traditional musical instruments (e.g., the samisen) in addition to being skilled at making conversation. The geisha system is thought to have emerged in the 17th century to provide a class of well-trained entertainers set apart from courtesans and prostitutes: though geisha sometimes had sexual relationships with their clients, they were supposed to entertain primarily through their accomplishments.

If you want to catch me, check around Werehouse number 235. :3 That's usually where I settle for the night.

Again, I like to talk

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Edward Nyte Report | 12/22/2009 12:49 am
Edward Nyte
I hope your not laughing at my appearence Dear Irene
Edward Nyte Report | 10/17/2009 10:25 am
Edward Nyte
::kisses your hand and smiles:: Indeed I have Irene though my life is brighter now that you have returned.
Edward Nyte Report | 09/21/2009 5:10 pm
Edward Nyte
My dear Irene. It is quite pleasent to see you.
Nathan Wallace Report | 08/06/2009 8:57 pm
Nathan Wallace
Of course, I remember. Hello there.
Pavi Gets Laid Report | 05/08/2009 3:02 pm
Pavi Gets Laid
heart Happy birthday~
Edward Nyte Report | 05/07/2009 10:46 pm
Edward Nyte
She is a housebound girl with a blood disease I thought you might be of aid. After all wouldn't want her first night out to terrify her into being a shut in
Edward Nyte Report | 05/07/2009 2:24 pm
Edward Nyte
Ishilo wallace may stop by your warehouse
Edward Nyte Report | 05/02/2009 9:48 am
Edward Nyte
your machete is old and rusted perhaps ill get you something new and sharp
Edward Nyte Report | 04/30/2009 7:21 pm
Edward Nyte
poor woman you could use some help i see.
Edward Nyte Report | 04/30/2009 6:55 pm
Edward Nyte
Like "I'll inject you full of Z and would preform radical surgery with dirty knives and drop you in a polluted river" ? Am I close?



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