About Me
Quote:
A girl and a guy were riding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
Except, I love
better than that. I love by caring for my loved ones' safety, and thus my own. To live without the person you love is a horrid fate. To celebrate dooming someone to live their life without you, knowing all the while that they lived because you died, when it could all have been avoided through personal responsibility, and elementary attention to road safety? That's despicable.
To give up your life for another may be a noble act. But risking their life unnecessarily in the first place... It makes you chav-scum.
There should have been two helmets.
Other Stuff You Should KnowWhen I was a young girl, it was my dearest ambition to look like
Audrey Hepburn when I grew up. Sadly, this did not come to pass. After the
ravages of adolescence had taken their toll, I found that I had come to look more like
this.
I'm still coming to terms with this. Well, by coming to terms with, I mean "taking it out on other people". In real life, people run away from me, before I have an opportunity to take my frustration out on them. Thus, I use the only avenue left to me...
the internet!
And that's probably why I was such a b*$@# to you just now. That, and it's likely you were being a moron.
Past AchievementsI killed part of Den, aka Denzorz. I linked her to a particular Harry Potter squick fan-fic.
Den
part of me died when I heard people did that IRL
Guess who happily informed her that people did that in real life? Me!
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If I hated meat-eaters, I would barely have any friends.
Some people just get a little weirded out, but then they're like "ok." Lol.