A Little Bit About Me
Warning!
This male happens to like sharp, shiny things and is known to carry a frying pan. If you want to live, then I suggest you leave. But if you want to die, then come right in. :3
Warning!
This male is Homosexual. I repeat, homosexual. Or for you people who dont like big words, gay!! So beware all homophobes! You have been duly warned.
Hello everyone. If you are still here, then I suppose you either ignored warning number 1, or just ignored both warnings. Either way, it dont matter. I dont go around killing random people with my frying pan....much.
Moving on!
I am, as I stated above, gay. So...
xDD
Anyways, moving on. Here are a few things to know ::
1. Muffins are loved by Deaths Apple. His theory is : Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
2. Deaths Apple does not sleep. He waits.
3. Deaths Apples calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Deaths Apple.
4. Deaths Apple Can speak braille
5. Deaths Apple counted to infinity-twice
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Deaths Apple
7. Deaths Apple slams revolving doors.
8. Deaths Apple doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
9. Deaths Apple sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of him
10. When Deaths Apple gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live
11. Deaths Apple can kill two stones with one bird.
12. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Deaths Apple
13. Deaths Apple can strangle you with a cordless phone
14. Deaths Apple can drown a fish.
15. Deaths Apple does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
16. Bullets dodge Deaths Apple.
17. If you can see Deaths Apple, he can see you. If you can't see Deaths Apple you may be only seconds away from death.
xDDD
So yah. Thats it basically. Want me to add something else? PM me. Or if you just want to talk, you can PM me for that too.
Also, I looove to Roleplay. Im literate, and will do practically anything. So PM me if you got a good one. <3
This male happens to like sharp, shiny things and is known to carry a frying pan. If you want to live, then I suggest you leave. But if you want to die, then come right in. :3
Warning!
This male is Homosexual. I repeat, homosexual. Or for you people who dont like big words, gay!! So beware all homophobes! You have been duly warned.
Hello everyone. If you are still here, then I suppose you either ignored warning number 1, or just ignored both warnings. Either way, it dont matter. I dont go around killing random people with my frying pan....much.
Moving on!
I am, as I stated above, gay. So...
xDD
Anyways, moving on. Here are a few things to know ::
1. Muffins are loved by Deaths Apple. His theory is : Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
2. Deaths Apple does not sleep. He waits.
3. Deaths Apples calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Deaths Apple.
4. Deaths Apple Can speak braille
5. Deaths Apple counted to infinity-twice
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Deaths Apple
7. Deaths Apple slams revolving doors.
8. Deaths Apple doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
9. Deaths Apple sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of him
10. When Deaths Apple gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live
11. Deaths Apple can kill two stones with one bird.
12. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Deaths Apple
13. Deaths Apple can strangle you with a cordless phone
14. Deaths Apple can drown a fish.
15. Deaths Apple does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
16. Bullets dodge Deaths Apple.
17. If you can see Deaths Apple, he can see you. If you can't see Deaths Apple you may be only seconds away from death.
xDDD
So yah. Thats it basically. Want me to add something else? PM me. Or if you just want to talk, you can PM me for that too.
Also, I looove to Roleplay. Im literate, and will do practically anything. So PM me if you got a good one. <3
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People should Learn from Deaths Apple.
Thank-you, that is all
biggrin
He responds in this manner:
"*Purrs*
Mmn, I enjoyed that little surprise
Does this mean I get to return the favor?
Or are you going to top me again?
Either way is to my liking, sweetheart."
>x<
He apologizes
And leaves this message behind:
"Heh, you can't rape someone's profile if it's consensual, love.
If it's with you I find myself more then willing.
*Winks*"
Your profile has just been sexed by Phantom Arc
Attached message:
"Hey sexy
Meet me in the shower tomorrow morning?
I'm looking forward to my breakfast.
Just a little warning, though;
I tend to take alot in at one time."
Have a good day <3