Do you want to enter?I'm covered in a mask. You know nothing about me.
It's a "bloody mystery"!
Other than that. I'm old. Not as old as dirt, but just a bit younger than dust.
I like things, but not all things. Something I even hate. Who knew?
I like being ambiguous, can you tell?
Type out your damn words, or I won't talk to you.
So yeah. I love giving gifts, and receiving them. So feel free to send my anything you don't want. I may just send you something nice. Don't beg me please. I don't like desperate people.
I'm also a mule, pretty awesome huh?