i knew a blond that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it.
love u like a FRIEND. if i dont get dis bak, i understand lol. but i hve a game for u. once u read this letter, u must send it to 15 ppl that u really care about, includin the person that sent it to u. if u receive at least 7 bak, then u r loved. nobody knows wat they hve until they loose it. u never leave the person whom u love for the one u like, cuz that person who u like will leave u for the person whom they love. tonite rite at 1200am, ur true love is goin to realize that they LOVE u! then somethin is gonna happen to u between 100 and 200a.m. 2morrow, get ready for the greatest shock of your life. if u break this chai u r goin to hve bad luck in love for the next years of your life. send this to 15ppl in 15min.. do it to you wanna kno who your real love is p.s my friend told me to do dis!lol!!!