About

my name is sarah but call me nani, yes i love to draw watch tv and loves PE..
age 16
loves:furry animals,movies,guys that are super cute
birthday:holloween
and i really love hunted houses and darkness, naruto,dn angel.


Forget that cat and help this dancing panda take over the world!

naruto story;read it it's funny:

Okay, okay, it's a typical day at the ninja acedemy... skipping classes with sasuke... GUESS WHAT WE"RE DOING?? yeah, you got it, making out in the bathroom..... He was just putting his handup my shirt when a sexy devil with a bowel cut opened the door. Thise eyebrows, i thought... and that hair. Rooooar! sexy!
I could never explain what i felt for rock lee.... it was a crush i had had since i could remember. Sasuke was jsut asking is my bra unhooked in the front or the back when he glared up at rock lee like he wanted to kill him.
"this isnt a porno! GET OUT OF HERE!!!"
But i wanted rock lee sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad........ sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad...
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad.......
but i could never tell him that. even tho i am basically the most goodlooking ninja EVER... he was sooooo aboveme..... SEXY BEAST!
but i also had feelings for sasuke... i mean, hell, he's not itachi but he's still pretty dam hot, if u know whta i'm saying!
Rock lee went, "o, ok, i jsut have too pee.... but uhmm... I'll use the urinal... uhmm ok...." like a sexy beast... my heart was beating out of my chest..... BUM BUM>>>BUM BUm....BUM BUMMMMM!M!!
BEATING SOOOOO FAST!
then i started makeing out with sasuke and forgot about it. Guess what me and sasuke are doing in the bathroom RIGHT NOW??! it's thursday and sasuke is feeling advenderous.... I found myself moaning his name as his ran his lips down my exposed shoulders, neck, and umm chest area. I could feel his sly smirk as he worked his hands down my umm well you know. Then I asked him a burning question. "Why dont you get a bowl cut??"
"What the--"
"Never mind. Can you do the thing you jsut did again please???"
"Oh that, sure."
Then I found myself wandering... "should I get a bowl cut??!" not out loud... but it was a thought.
Bowl cuts are sooooooo sexy. SOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!
Then I thought about rock lee.
And then sasuke started unzipping his pants and i forgot all about it.
I mean, it's not itachi's but you know what i mean.
He's still related....Guess what me and sasuke are doing right now in the TEACHERS LOUNGE!? I couldnt help but absent mindedly thin the couch was comfy as it shook beneath me. I wonder how rock lee's couch feels? Should I get a bowl cut?? these questions hung in the air as we kept... you know...
The bell rang as we kept makeing out ( and wel...) but we didnt notice... until the door squeaked open and we were interupted
"What the hell are you two doing??! not again! oh god! this is not what a hall pass is FOR!"
Iruka sensei glared at us.
"How old are you, sasuke??"
"Uhmm, 14, sir"
"Jesus, yours is bigger than mine and I am twenty frickin 5!!!!!!! wait till I tell kakashi about this! Yours is bigger than his too!... uhmm i mean... bye!"
As the door swiftly closed, i couldnt help but wander--could rocklee outdue sasuke?? and what about itachi???
And iruka and KAKSHI???! but i mean, this isnt the first time this happened.
He walked in on us on the bleachers, in the coat closet.... on the fire hydrant...... in the cafeteria.... UNDER the cafeteria table.....during exams....on the roof.... on naruto's desk....well, you get the point.
But when when I tilted my head down adn started what we were in the middle of again, i forgot alllll about rock lee.
but i coudlnt help but wander about itachi.
is the myth true... 25 inches??? a tripod? a kickstand? a weapon?? is it all true??Guess what me and sasuke are doing in the GIRLS bathroom (skipping class!) RIGHHHHT NOW!!?? yes, I finally got him in here. I mean, there is alot less piss on the floor in the girl's bathroom. Makes It alot more confortabel, we can try ALOT more positions, you know, not JUST on the toilette! Sasuke isnt down with the whole feminine product thing, but he can just get OVER IT. Then I wondered....D0es rock lee like tampons??? would HE go in the girls baathroom??
While I was entwined in these thoughts and uhmmm..... well other stuff... the door screeched open and light footsteps padded the bathroom floor. OH GOD.
A high pitched voice screeched:
"Sasssssukeee! I seeeee your shooooesss??? What are YOOOOOUUUU doing here? are you FINALLYYY waiting for me!?"
"oh SHtiii!" i mumbled, jsut as the door swung open.
Just so you know, I was upside down, so this was hard to deal with... upside down.... yeah....
"Sauke!!! I seeee yoooouuu---- HOLY SHti!!!!!! Your going down Btich! HE's MINE!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes as sakura got ready to fight (or errrm try to fight....). "Can I please frickin zipp my frickin zipper up first!!? It's creepin me out how your starin at it!," sasuke mumbled.
Then comes the fight....
My shirt still undone, I got out of the stall and punched sakura in the face. "You know he's mine, btich!" I screamed. "ANd you know why??? because you have 0 tiits!"
SHe got up adn tried to kick me, but she kicked herself and went slying through the wall. "well that problems solved." I said.
Then I heard it, the angelic voice of my love, rock lee. He ran right past me, and broke my heart, yelling "Sakura, sakura??! Are you OKAY???!"
I couldnt help but wonder what rock lee was doing in the womans bathroom in the first place. BUT HEEEE WALLLLLKKKED RIIIGHT PASSSSTTT ME!!!!
I was beggining to sob, when sasuke called, "hey, since you took the b***h down adn all, or, uhmmm she took down herself... can we get back to buisness. Can I be ontop this time?? please??"
ANd I forgot allllll about rock lee until I noticed another presence in the bathroom. On the ceiling. Sobbing. "WHy do YOU bang all the chicks, sasuke! I mean come on!!!!"
ANd there was naruto. oh god, he didnt find out about the desk thing did he?? I was prepared to make an excuse, when sasuke pointed to his...uhmmmm saying "It's cause of this!!! you don't have this! talk to me when you grow a pneis!" Naruto made a face at sasuke (sticking his tounge out) and then left quickly. and i thought i'd seen it all.... but I forgot allllllll about it wehn sasuke pulled me in the stall again.... but I couldnt help but wonder about the rumors about itachi!
Does his d**k REALLY talk???
Is that where his brain is, REALLY?
and does naruto REally have a v****a??? Guess what me and sasuke are doing in the passenger seat of Iruka's CAR right now????
Thats right, you guessed it--- It was my idea, jsut to piss Iruka off. But the car is quite confortable. Sasuke enjoys the heated seats a bit toooo much.
"Hey, you wanna take the car?"
WHat kind of idiot leaves his car with the keys in the ignition.
"Yeah," I said casually, buttoning up my shirt.

We drove up to the park, and were about to start making out, when I saw the greek god himself, the legend, thats right, Itachi Uchiha.
"ohhhh, i have to go to the bathroom!" I said quickly, getting out of the car.
"Make it quick...... I'm really horny."
So I sidestepped the bathroom and poked itachi.
"So your itachi, huh?"
"WHats it to you?"
"Welll.... your hot!~"
"So are you...."
"No you are!"
"ughh..... I like you better when you dont talk..."
NAd thats how I got into the akustuki bathroom. Zetzu keeps trying to video tape us---it's creepy. He referrs to himself as "we...", like his white side and his black side are two different parts.
JUst as me and itachi were getting into it, my cell phone rings.
"Helll--ugggjhhhhhhhhh!-oooooo?" I answer, gasping.
"It's sasuke. Where the hell are you?"
"Docccccctors apppppppoinnnnnnnnt-" sqeaul "mennnnnt!"
"Hello?? Where ARE YOU?"
"Doctooooooooooooorrrr!"
"SHut of the phone! It's distracting me!"
"WHo is that?????!!!!"
*crap, I'm busted...*
"THE NURSE!"
and then I hung up....now let me tell you, 25 inches is a bit of an exageration, butttt...... it's freakin huge! It could be a freakin lazer beam or something.... 11 inches!
SO anyways, itahci was walking me home, and we were crossing the street, when the concrete started shaking.
"WHat the----"
A big, white van came tumbling down the road, heading straight for itachi.
Kimimaro honked the horn and stuck his head out the window.
"You b***h! The sex was so good, and you havent called me in a MONTH!!!! A FREAKIN MONTH!!!! adn your with a GIRLL???"
HE angrily honked the horn again, revving up the engine, intending to run over itachi with the van.
"But baby, i was roaming. My network SUCKS!"
"Don't give me that crap!!"
"But baby it's true! NO SIGNAL!"
Then it happned.
Kimi ran itachi over with the van, and then backed up, then ran over him again, then backed up, then ran over him again, then backed up, then ran over him again.......untill the pavement was stained with weasel guts.
I started to tear up and question itachi's sexuality.....but I forgot alllll about it when sasuke grabbed me by the arm and told me that Iruka called the Anbu to get his car back....
and then we screwed in the car for a couple more hours.......and then the anbu found us. And they looked through the window, the head chief person threw up, and then they left.
but I couldnt help but wonder...
wouldnt rock lee look totally fine in those leather anbu pants! OMG! SEXYYYYY!
Was itachi really dead?
Did zetzu reallly go to the multicultral club because of his skin colors?
Is it possible to ambutate itachis p***s and but it on sasuke???
I mean, i think i saw someone on oprah do that.... or maybe it was dr. phil..... i cant quite remember..........THE END this isn't true by the way..