- Name: Sam
- Age & DOB: ~ 16yrs ~ 08-15-1994
- Sexuality: Bisexual
- Location: On Earth
- Personality: Open minded, funny, pretty laid back, very sarcastic, lazy at times, lionhearted, kind-of moody, random, picky, ADD, and creative.
- Theme song: We Weren't Born To Follow by Bon Jovi
- Job: Erm... School?
- Height: Short. I'm like 5ft 5 or something like that.
- Weight: IDK, last time I checked I was 130 or something like that.
- Eye color: A blue that is always changing to match my moods.
- Hair color: Well it was blond. But now it's brownish.

Any Random Saying/Quotes?
~ I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
~ Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
~ We are the people our parents warned us about.
~ In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
~ I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
~ Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
~ I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Now for the random stuff!

I'm a 'Chibi Seme'

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

What seme or uke are you? www.semeuke.com

1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

Stupid Laws that are REAL!!

1. In Rhode Island it is illegal to sell tooth paste and a tooth bruch to the same custermer on Sundays. Do they want you to have bad teeth there?
2. In New York jumping off buildings is punishable by DEATH! Gez I wonder how that one will workout?
3. It is illegal to get fish DRUNK ~Ohio.
4. It's illegal to drive barefoot ~Alabama.
5. In Alabama it's illegal to maim yourself to get out of your duty.
6. Putting SALT on a railroad track is punishable by DEATH ~Alabama Is slat water included in this?
7. It is concisdered OFFENCIVE to push a moose out a moving airplane ~Alaska.
8. In Alaska it is illegal to tie YOUR PET dog to the roof of your car. So if I don't own it I can strap it down on my roof?
9. In Alaska a person is only allowed to have a concealed SLINGSHOT only with the propper license.
10. Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops ~Alaska. So dose this mean can I bring in my vulture?
11. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time ~Alabama
12. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus ~Arizona.
13. Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American ~ Arizona.
14. In Arizona no more than six girls may live in any house.
15. In Arkansas oral sex is considered to be sodomy. Dose this mean the cops spy on you at night? God I'm happy I live in FL.
16. Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law ~ Arkansas
17. No one may “suddenly start or stop" their car at a McDonald’s ~Arkansas
18. Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. ~ Arkansas Even if someone is breaking into your house?
19. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses ~California. {i]I think Mother Nature this broke a law.
20. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. ~ California
21. Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways ~California, Go peacocks!
22. You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. ~California
23. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence ~Colorado
24. Throwing missles at cars is illegal ~Colorado, Awwwww, but that takes the fun out of drag racing!
25. Persons may not urinate in public ~ Colorado Isn't it like that everywhere?
26. Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold ~ Connecticut,
27. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. ~ Connecticut, Pickles can bounce? I guess you do learn something new everyday.
28. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset ~ Connecticut
29. It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink ~ Delaware, Are puddles included in this?
30. It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist ~ Delaware
31. Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment ~Delaware
32. On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval ~ Delaware
33. The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages ~ Florida
34. It is illegal to sell your children ~Florida, Well I'd hope so!
35. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner ~Florida
36. law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing ~ Florida


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

The Name Quiz

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Samantha

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Samizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Lion

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Allison Wyoming

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Swaalpic

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Coffee

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aanitan

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Ann Matthew

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Gizmo

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow)
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Report | 01/04/2011 7:47 pm


heart did you make that DRAWING yet twisted

Report | 12/29/2010 6:25 am


SAM your so cute when your mad rofl

Report | 12/24/2010 3:47 pm


pirate you are cute little monkey

Report | 12/23/2010 1:01 pm


heart love you monkey 3nodding

Report | 12/21/2010 7:37 pm


bite my a** Sam
Lonely Angel Of Sorrow

Report | 12/21/2010 6:21 pm

Lonely Angel Of Sorrow

Ok, thanks Sam!!
Lonely Angel Of Sorrow

Report | 12/21/2010 6:14 am

Lonely Angel Of Sorrow

What?! No, I didn't. but I would totally go see it!!

Report | 12/20/2010 8:35 pm


heart I like you

Report | 12/20/2010 8:34 am


Hi Sammy! heart

Report | 10/12/2010 6:28 pm




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