Seme or uke? I'm quite uke.

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Or Clueless or Badass Uke! Depends on my mood.

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Irasshai! *bows* Hajimemashite. Ore wa Dante desu. Yoroshiku. *chuckles* Anywho, thanks for buying things from my humble little shop. I hope I said the greeting right. Still learning. *smiles* With all the craziness going on here in the Marketplace, I will try to sale my items close to(maybe even lower, unless it is waaaaay too low)than the average market price. If you ask me nicely, I just might lower the price even more. Not too low! No going crazy, now. Come on! Make me an offer!

~~~>Please do NOT ask for trades. Pure currency is what I seek. Unless you are trading monies. I can totally get behind that.<~~~

Wait. Was I suppose to say Boku wa Dante desu? Maybe Watashi wa Dante desu? Ugh, so confusing!

 

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Dante Alexander 1

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Last Login: 06/16/2019 5:49 pm

Registered: 11/05/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Usually in weird dreams or a mouse hole.

Birthday: 08/06/1982

Occupation: Shop owner. Incubus(Is that a job?)Odd friend. Need a hug? *tilts head*

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Okay, first things first. Please, please, please don't beg me for gold, items, or gifts. Also, don't spam or act like a mean, hateful, brainless idiot. I can't stand that and I may have to hunt you down and hide all of your shoes. You send me a PM or comment begging me or something along those lines, they will be deleted. If you keep doing it, you will be reported. Savvy? Also, no random friend requests please. If I don't know you, I won't add you. Got it?

Now, if you want to know about the person outside of Gaia, just ask. However, I will tell you this. I'm 36(WTF, really?!), trangender (F to M), pansexual (Though I find myself going for other males more. Waaaaaaaay more. Heh, maybe I'm just gay.), nuts, and a lover of Shonen ai, Bara and Yaoi. Hentai, Yuri, and Futanari are cool too, but Yaoi, Bara and Futanari are the best. Oh, can't forget about Gei comi. (Gay comics.)

Oh yeah, sometimes, not all the time, I like to dress my avi in female clothes. What? He looks cute in them. lol Plus, seeing a guy in female clothes puts a smile on my face. Seeing a woman in male clothes is fun too! Yay for crossdressing! Did I spell that right?

As for my RP(Role Play) characters, I have many. Oh, here's one now. Ok, I think I have something for him. It's just basic info on him. Still working on a story. Oh, I'll just let him tell you.

Name: Unknown. Do I even have one? Don't remember what it was. I'll just name myself after this demon hunter I ran into. Thank goodness he knew I wasn't evil. I believe his name is Dante. Yeah, that sounds nice! Guess I need a last name. *looks at a paper* Alexander? Okay. That'll be my last name. Unless I change my mind. emotion_c8

Age: Uh...much older than you, I'm sure. I think. Human form, about 22. That's a good age for a human, right? To learn about them, one must blend in, ne?

Height: 226cm/7'5 in demonic form. About 170cm/5'7 in human form. Get it? It's in reverse. Never mind.

Weight: Hehehe, about 104kg/230lbs in my demon form. No clue in my human one.

Race: A shape-shifting, vampiric incubus type of some sort. Even I don't know what I am. *shrugs* Elemental magic is my favorite. I can take many forms. I can also teleport, although I tend to pop up in weird places from time to time. Finally came up with a name. Nitemarian. Like it? If you don't like it, I can try for something better. Wait, I believe the humans call our kind 'yokai'.

Birthplace: I dunno. Land of Nitemares? You know about all those Nitemare items and such, right? Well, they come from my realm. At least I think that's where I'm from. I do like this city called Durem. It's right up my alley. I call it home now biggrin

Job: Shop owner, greeter/mingler at Club Purgatory and a fashion model...I think. Also, I like to learn about other beings. How they act and such. I just find how others behave very interesting.

Likes: Humans(trying to act like one is quite interesting), masks, wings, weapons(swords and scythes are my favorites), hugs, coffee, apples(Yep, like Ryuk.) Actually food in general. lol), learning new things, fashion, pain,(How S/M of me. *winks*), and wondering in and out of different dimensions, realms and such.

Dislikes: Being mistaken for a woman, garlic, people being afraid of me because I'm different. I want them scared only if I actually try to scare them. Did I forget to say being mistaken for a woman? What? Can't a guy look pretty as well? Also, I hate it when people think I'm evil from my looks. Just because I'm dark doesn't mean I'm evil, ya know! stressed

Looks: I'm a shape-shifter. I have many looks. Why stick with one form? emotion_yatta
Well, that and I kinda forgot how my true form looks. sweatdrop

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Mikuuyuu Report | 06/16/2019 6:23 pm
Mikuuyuu
Sabotage can be pretty fun, not gonna lie. smile
Just thinking of Stalker is pissing me off. I was playing with some friends earlier and used all 7 of my Stalker Beacons. I didn't get anything that I didn't already have. I didn't even get weapons! My RNG is bad. DX Heck, we were even trying to get Equinox prime systems, but still no luck. At least the good thing is that I got a bit of stuff leveled up.
I didn't buy the bundle, I have had almost everything in it minus the kunai. I will say that I bought the Hunhaow's gift bundle. I wanted it for War mostly, but turns out Broken War is a much better weapon all around. If you don't want to get rid of Broken War, I suggest buying it. The armor and syandana are really nice on certain frames.
Lol, its the same for me. I mostly play on solo myself since most of my friends are playing with other people. It gets pretty boring playing by yourself, not gonna lie.
Mikuuyuu Report | 06/14/2019 10:10 am
Mikuuyuu
My Saryn is pink/blue/black/silver, I love the way she looks. And same here, it would be so much fun to play each other! Exterminate and Spy missions are my favorite. Stalker hasn't given me my smoking body yet. XD I need to get him angry at me when I can. I was able to get the hammer when they released him as a boss fight. My hubby got the mask, I didn't. I thought it was pretty ugly.
Sinful Goth Report | 06/14/2019 9:48 am
Sinful Goth
We both do emotion_hug
Miku Karsin Report | 06/14/2019 5:56 am
Miku Karsin
Hello, my baby~! *hugs* I have missed you, sweetling! heart
Mikuuyuu Report | 06/13/2019 9:37 am
Mikuuyuu
Yas! heart If I didn't decide to rework my Saryn, I'm sure Wisp would have been my new main. Saryn was my main for the longest time before the rework. But now since I reworked her build, she is back to being my favorite again. biggrin
calisto91 Report | 06/10/2019 2:56 pm
calisto91
Hi my friend. I hope you have been well and safe heart
Your avi is beautiful as always 3nodding
Take care of yourself.
Sinful Goth Report | 06/09/2019 8:36 pm
Sinful Goth
And you look fabulous
calisto91 Report | 06/05/2019 9:59 am
calisto91
Hi my beautiful friend. Your avi is stunning as always 3nodding
Sending you hugs and wishing you a happy pride month heart
calisto91 Report | 06/02/2019 10:49 pm
calisto91
Awww thank you but I think your's are way better lol.
I love your beach one.
May you have a peaceful night and a good sleep emotion_hug
calisto91 Report | 06/02/2019 5:36 pm
calisto91
You're welcome and thank you.
Your's would be so awesome as always.
Well hun I gotta go for a bit hopefully when I
make it back you'll maybe still be on.
If not sending you hugs and wishes for a good night heart

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