About

I'm going to be really vain and talk about myself here.
My name's Caitlin.
I like cute things.
You know, stuff like zebras, Hello Kitty, and zombies.
I could live off orange soda and wheat thins.
As long as I can have some dinosaur chicken nuggets every so often.
I have a bit of OCD.
And I love symmetrical things.
Except butterflies.
They scare me.
Unless they're the type you get in your tummy.
I like those.
I watch anything from Criminal Minds to the Cosby Show.
Oh, and I drop everything and glue myself to the tv when Adventure Time comes on.
I like myself.
You should like me, too.
My favorite place on Earth is Sea World.
Oh, and the dentist.
Just because I get a prize when I don't have cavities.
I have lots of hobbies.
Stuff like coloring, writing, and swinging.
Yes, swinging's a hobby.
At least, it is when you do it as often as I do.
Despite my childish-ness, I'm really smart.
No, for real, have you not noticed my incredible grammar?
Kidding face.
I'm only slightly intelligent.
In an above-average sort of way.
If you can't tell, I'm a bit conceited.
Let's see, what else?
I love Jersey Shore.
And the Real Housewives.
My order of favorites are as follows;
Jersey, OC, New York, Atlanta.
Gretchen and Tamra from OC are fine as hell, just saying.
And now I'm done ranting.