AboutHi, I'm Dib. I'm just your regular 22 year old college dropout with his own private detective business, who moonlights as a paranormal investigator.
My life's passion is the paranormal. I've been researching, compiling data on, and doing reports on cryptids, ghosts, aliens and everything in between since I was able to walk. I'm not a small time investigator, either; I've been with the Swollen Eyeball Network since I was 8. I spend more time debunking false claims and assuring paranoid homeowners that what they're hearing is a leaky pipe or rats in their walls than I do actively compiling evidence, but that's just how it goes.
My most infamous cases, and my worst setbacks are well behind me, and they have to do with a single extraterrestrial that I managed to defeat way after I should have. He and his species are NOT going to take Earth, mostly because I'm pretty sure killing their leaders and making Earth basically the Switzerland of the galaxy through my ambassadorial skills has made it impossible for further plans for Irken invasion.
Don't ask me about that, and we'll be good to go.
Other than all that, I'm a fan of vehicle modification, robotics, artificial intelligence coding, computer language writing, video games, and horror movies. I'm not that interested in dating, romance, learning musical instruments, investigating haunted institutions, and I really, really hate piggies. They freak me out.
And since I ran out of stuff to say, I'm just gonna resort to a list format now.
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite food: Pizza (Meat lovers, though I also like plain cheese)
Favorite music genre: Industrial
Favorite show: I actually don't have one since Mysterious Mysteries ended. I hate-watch Ghost Adventures, Ghost Hunters, etc, because they always seem to do things in a shitty way.
Favorite movie: The Babadook
Favorite online site: Fortean Times, which incidentally is also my favorite publication.
Hates: Piggies, waffles, hamsters, bugs, bologna, famed purported psychics, institutions for the mentally ill, psych wards, the nightmare realm, being told I have a big head, my cowlick, most of humanity, most of sentient life in general, firearms that aren't pulse or beam-based, slow computers, comedy movies starring Owen Wilson, and oversalted fries.