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Hi, I'm Dib. I'm just your regular 22 year old college dropout with his own private detective business, who moonlights as a paranormal investigator.

My life's passion is the paranormal. I've been researching, compiling data on, and doing reports on cryptids, ghosts, aliens and everything in between since I was able to walk. I'm not a small time investigator, either; I've been with the Swollen Eyeball Network since I was 8. I spend more time debunking false claims and assuring paranoid homeowners that what they're hearing is a leaky pipe or rats in their walls than I do actively compiling evidence, but that's just how it goes.

My most infamous cases, and my worst setbacks are well behind me, and they have to do with a single extraterrestrial that I managed to defeat way after I should have. He and his species are NOT going to take Earth, mostly because I'm pretty sure killing their leaders and making Earth basically the Switzerland of the galaxy through my ambassadorial skills has made it impossible for further plans for Irken invasion.

Don't ask me about that, and we'll be good to go.

Other than all that, I'm a fan of vehicle modification, robotics, artificial intelligence coding, computer language writing, video games, and horror movies. I'm not that interested in dating, romance, learning musical instruments, investigating haunted institutions, and I really, really hate piggies. They freak me out.

And since I ran out of stuff to say, I'm just gonna resort to a list format now.
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite food: Pizza (Meat lovers, though I also like plain cheese)
Favorite music genre: Industrial
Favorite show: I actually don't have one since Mysterious Mysteries ended. I hate-watch Ghost Adventures, Ghost Hunters, etc, because they always seem to do things in a shitty way.
Favorite movie: The Babadook
Favorite online site: Fortean Times, which incidentally is also my favorite publication.
Hates: Piggies, waffles, hamsters, bugs, bologna, famed purported psychics, institutions for the mentally ill, psych wards, the nightmare realm, being told I have a big head, my cowlick, most of humanity, most of sentient life in general, firearms that aren't pulse or beam-based, slow computers, comedy movies starring Owen Wilson, and oversalted fries.


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Kage no Tsuki-sama Report | 05/09/2016 7:50 pm
Kage no Tsuki-sama
Thanks for buying and awesome avi!
Saffrons_Curse Report | 05/08/2016 4:37 pm
Well he is perfect for it. UuU
It's cool seeing him in this event forum. heart
Saffrons_Curse Report | 05/08/2016 8:19 am
Heeee, I like your cosplay. > w>! heart

[also like that Knife Party song. heart ]
The Maverick Bard Report | 01/09/2016 8:40 pm
The Maverick Bard
Ok, IIm not gonna liie, IIm a liittle hard riight now.

That wa2 gloriiou2 and IIm already on my way.

Hone2tly, II wa2 waiitiing two 2ee iif youd be 2o braiindead a2 two relea2e your addre22 on the web.

Glad two 2ee you have a faiir ammount more grey matter than that, DB.

Here2 two jaded 2neer2 at the crowd2 of "normal" people and a driink among2t 2arca2tiic acquaiintance2.
The Maverick Bard Report | 01/09/2016 8:17 pm
The Maverick Bard
Not gonna liie, Mii2ter Armada-De2troyer, that 2ound2 pretty damn great.
Havent had riidiiculed my2elf iin publiic wiith decent company iin a good whiile.

One galaxy-2iized hole iin your obviiou2ly faiil-proof plan though.

II have no iidea where you liive.
The Maverick Bard Report | 01/09/2016 7:40 pm
The Maverick Bard
God2, that would 2uck CHUTE!!
Er, a22?
II forget the ma22 populu2 of the earth doe2nt 2peak my-iidiiot-friiend2-iine2e.

Why do ii get the tiingly feeliing that youre lyiing, DB?
The Maverick Bard Report | 01/09/2016 4:32 pm
The Maverick Bard
II a2ked for why you have an eyeball for a background, not your liife 2tory.
2tiill pretty cool though, iif not a biit over2hare-y.

An eye for an eye II gue22?
IIve been hackiing 2iince ii could read and have 2ucce22fully targeted cyber criimiinal2 all over the globe. IIm currently wanted iin liike... four countriie2?
The Maverick Bard Report | 01/09/2016 2:16 pm
The Maverick Bard
Two make people have two 2quiint at theiir 2creen2.
Plu2, II'm iin a decent mood, 2o my font color happen2 two bee a liittle happiier.
2o what'2 wiith the eyeball thiing?
The Maverick Bard Report | 01/09/2016 1:55 pm
The Maverick Bard
2ame two bee hone2t.
II thiink ii know what happened though.
II2 iit miight format two the comment box or 2ome 2hiit.
Not my forte.
Could al2o be Opera ******** up.


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