Technical Specifications
I am fire, forty miles tall.
I am a caged sun straining against a womb of mortal folly, an apocalypse holding its breath.
A machine made to explode.
I am King Bomb.
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...device designation: 'Czar Bomba' is the final product of Project Prodigal Sun, undertaken by the (redacted), it is the end result of an extensive program to design intelligent munitions...
...an amalgamation of Zurg DNA and technologies captured during the (redacted) Event, combined with standard human DNA. It is highly suspected that the success of the project is due to corroboration of captured/stranded Zurg individual(s)...
...device designation: 'Czar Bomba' is a humanoid thermonuclear device, with an estimated yield in the 50 to 100 megaton range...
...designed for covert self-insertion into hostile territory, subject device is a fully intelligent and independent 'person', capable of infiltration and tactical situation analysis...
...(redacted) abandoned the program, as the device was predisposed to individualistic tendencies and other 'human' shortcomings, in addition to unusual physical mutations introduced by the Zurg DNA, which proved impossible to correct. Such mutations rendered the base anatomy of the device distinctly inhuman, and therefore unsuitable for clandestine operations...
...subject possesses unusual durability due to Zurg inclusions, and reports are verified that it has a 'half-life' similar to all nuclear materials, granting it a highly prolonged lifespan...
...device designation 'Czar Bomba' is therefore considered too dangerous for direct intercession operations by the (redacted) and is under constant long range surveillance...
...currently subject is located outside (redacted)...
...it is unclear at this time if the device is responsible for the recent detonation at (redacted), though it is known that such an event propagated by the subject will not result in harm to itself, as 'Czar Bomba' has been proven immune to its own effects...
...other relation to recent events in and around (redacted) are additionally unclear, though it is theorized that the most recent (redacted) Event is directly responsible for the recent localized outbreak of (redacted) activity being monitored.
Additional theories indicated the subject may have been introduced to the (redacted) area in an attempt to eliminate it via interaction with the new outbreak of the before mentioned (redacted) activity...
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...recent orbital surveillance detected entry of an unidentified object from non-local space. This object followed a non-Newtonian trajectory, disappearing from observation in the near vicinity of the Czar Bomba. Soon after, the Czar Bomba's radiological signature also disappeared...
...detailed analysis of the telemetry revealed that the unidentified object was biological...
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...observers have documented the Czar Bomba interacting with the biological entity detected entering the vicinity earlier. This subject bears a remarkable similarity to felis catus in both appearance and behavior...
...creature has been recorded flying by unknown, presumably natural, means. No mechanical device appeared present during...
...study of the data returned from the observation unit has determined this extraterrestrial to be a radiovore, explaining the disappearance of the Czar Bomba's own radiological signature...
...unknown how intelligent the subject is, or what other abilities this being may possess. Due to its natural attraction to the Czar Bomba, it may prove impossible to determine any threat it presents beyond preventing detection of the subject by means of his radioactivity...
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gosh
makes me want to check it out <3
did you draw that art or did you commission someone?