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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disoder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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12 Facts
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

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Journal

Culedhel's Journal

This is about what I'm doing, whatever nonsense I want to say!! I am funny, I love sports, games, cats and fantasy.


Comments

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Hepzeba

Report | 03/04/2013 6:55 pm

Hepzeba

Thank you for adding me, Prince. heart
Lady_Imrahil

Report | 05/14/2011 5:32 pm

Lady_Imrahil

Dear Culedhel, you hit my heart like the Unforgivables. You make my heart twitch like a Cruciatus, you make me wish to obey you like an Imperius, and you take my breath away like an Avada Kedavra!
Lady_Imrahil

Report | 11/12/2010 9:20 am

Lady_Imrahil

Lol, Tristan, thanks for the birthday gift. ^_^
sai011

Report | 10/26/2010 5:53 pm

sai011

Surving! so whats going on.
sai011

Report | 10/22/2010 8:01 pm

sai011

Hey! mrgreen
lavisblade

Report | 09/09/2010 4:04 pm

lavisblade

That last post was for the achievement. XP

I'm trying to catch up to you. I got a LONG way to go...
lavisblade

Report | 09/09/2010 4:02 pm

lavisblade

cool avi
Laudavi

Report | 09/03/2010 1:12 pm

Laudavi

cool avi
Legens

Report | 08/20/2010 11:03 am

Legens

Not really, but thanks for choosing me to get your achievement. 3nodding
Mitira

Report | 08/19/2010 12:08 pm

Mitira

cool avi wink