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The Cat's Bill of Rights By: Michael Ruemmler

I am the cat, and I have certain inalienable rights:

I have the right to walk over your face anytime I wish, day or night.

I have the right to observe and comment on any and all bathroom behavior. Further, I have the right to be highly offended by any closed door.

I have the right to smell your shoes to determine if you have been fraternizing or cavorting or frolicking with any highly questionable animals.

I have the right to assist in any food preparation, cooking, cleaning or eating event that may occur in the home.

I have the right to wake you at three in the morning if I find my food dish is not to my satisfaction.

I have the right to tip over any water container I deem unsuitable for consumption.

I have the right to curse at squirrels and birds that may dare to pass my windows.

I have the right to inspect any grocery items that come into the home. Further, I have the right to inhabit any paper bag or cardboard box that you bring home for as long as I wish.

I have the right to nap at any time and place I darn well please, without the distraction of being called or moved just because you want to sit down, wash your hands or use your computer keyboard.

I have the right to sleep on top of any appliance that is warm.

I have the right to assist in any changing of bed linens and to chase the phantom creatures that hide beneath the sheets.

I have the right to look aloof when scolded for mistaking your toes for one of those pesky phantom creatures that hide beneath the sheets.

I have the right to kill paper-towel rolls that otherwise might sneak up on you at night.

I have the right to your complete attention anytime you sit down to read or work.

And, finally, I have the right to be loved, petted, pampered and entertained, for, as you know, the best things in life…purr.

And, should you err in your ways, I will graciously forgive. After all, you are only human, but I love you anyway.

Signed,
The Cat

The Pecan Tree

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big,
old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts
and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began
dividing up the nuts.

“One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,”
said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down
toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.
As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside
the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure
enough, he heard, “ One for you, one for me. One for
you, one for me.”

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike
and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man
with a cane, hobbling along.

“Come here quick,” said the boy, “ you won’t believe what
I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing
up the souls.”

The man said,” Beat it kid, can’t you see it’s hard for me
to walk.” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled
slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me.
One for you, one for me.”

The old man whispered,” Boy, you’ve been telling’ me the
truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord.

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were
still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped
the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they
tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard,” One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now
let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done.”

They say the old man make it back to town a full five minuets
ahead of the kid on the bike.

Info About Me

Hey. I'm Krista. I'm seventeen and love to read. If you give me a book i'll read it. I like the Harry Potter series in particular. I also LOVE Fullmetal Alchemist and Fruits Basket. My friends and I actually gave each other a character from the Mabaduchi Trio. I'm Hatori, my friend Mary is Ayame and my friend Erica is Shigure! I also love cats. I have two , Snickers and Chico. Snickers is 4 and Chico is 2. They are the most adorable things ever! I love to hang out with my two best friends in the whole wide world. My birthday is actually on the 18th not the 17th. I'm not sure why that got messed up. I'm shy at first but when you get to know me I'm a really cool person. ^_^

I think that this is rather interesting and would like you all to check it out!

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Registered: 05/08/2009

Birthday: 09/18

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Really Sweet ^_^

Girl biggrin o I Ever Cross Your Mind?

Boy:No

Girl biggrin o You like Me?

Boy:Not Really

Girl biggrin o You Want Me?

Boy:No

Girl:Would You Live For Me?

Boy:No

GIRL:Would You Cry If I Left?

Boy:No

GIRL:Would You Do Everything For Me?

Boy:No

GIRL:Choose My Life Or Your Life

Boy:My Life

The Girl Runs Away With Pain And The Boy Ran After Her And Said:

The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because You're Always In My Mind

The Reason Why I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You.

The Reason Why I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left.

The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You.

The Reason Why I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You.

The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My LIfe...

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Questions to Ponder

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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secremothballs Report | 12/14/2011 2:56 pm: D00d! What's up?
Miss Mary Muffet Report | 08/19/2010 3:56 pm: Haha, silly goober
Miss Mary Muffet Report | 08/19/2010 3:53 pm: Why do you still have a link to my art shop? I closed that thing so long ago rofl
I love you <3
secremothballs Report | 08/11/2010 11:07 am: yeah. (:
secremothballs Report | 08/11/2010 11:03 am: aww okay. Well maybe next time?
secremothballs Report | 08/11/2010 10:53 am: Hey Krista (:
You still want to play zomg?
secremothballs Report | 07/04/2010 6:17 pm: You coming?
(feathered coatl just under the null chamber in gold beach by the entrance to Otami Ruins)
secremothballs Report | 07/04/2010 5:57 pm: c:
secremothballs Report | 07/04/2010 5:54 pm: Yeah I was stalking you lol... XD
secremothballs Report | 07/04/2010 5:44 pm: Soooo, do you like the art someone drew for us?

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A Psalm of Life By: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tell me not in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.

Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou are, to dust thou returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way;
But to act, that each tomorrow
Find us farther than today.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.

In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!

Trust no Future, howe'er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Act, - act in the living Present!
Heart within, and God o'erhead!

Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sand of time;

Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o'er life's solenm main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.

Let us then be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.