Peanuts
One day, I was walking through the isles of the grocery store. Finally, I found what I was looking for years! A bag of peanuts for my son. I reached for the last bag. All of a sudden, a big, strong, and hot dude ran toward me and slapped me in the face. "What the HECK was that for?!" I angrily asked. The dude looked even angrier and sceamed, "THOSE ARE MY PEANUTS!!!". Then he snatched the peanut bag and stomped to the purchase counter.
A few weeks later, I watched Local 4 News. It was brodcasting that men were losing their peanuts so they bought them back in stores. I was confused, so I asked my husband what the news meant. He told me, "Peanuts are a man's YOU KNOW WHAT". I still don't understand why men are buying so many peanuts.
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