1. Get 24 boxes of cheese and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


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HotColdFrappucino Report | 07/10/2011 4:06 am
Thank you! <3
HotColdFrappucino Report | 07/09/2011 10:22 pm
haha its ok ^^
I'm stuck with schoolwork too gonk
HotColdFrappucino Report | 07/09/2011 8:11 pm
Congrats for being invited to join The Profiteers (Idk, was that the right spelling?)
=] Long time no chat </3
BladeAurora Report | 07/04/2011 8:55 pm
Get back in friend chat!
BladeAurora Report | 07/04/2011 6:36 pm
I'll take the 1.81 mill.
Why? Cause I want to look cool. 8D
BladeAurora Report | 07/04/2011 11:19 am
So you went to the anime expo? Did you get a wig? You get anything souvenirs? (Like Bleach or Naruto biggrin )
BladeAurora Report | 07/04/2011 11:17 am
What are the 3 books? I'm required to read 2 novels that we have to take a quiz on in the first week of school. =(
I'm going to read it later in the summer so I can remember more of the book.
Also give me gold. (Like to 2 mill if you could spare) =P
I been playing this for the last week if you want to check it out: http://terraria.org
BladeAurora Report | 06/30/2011 7:03 pm
I have no money and have summer homework for poly. crying
This pie event on gaia reminds me of Cake vs. Pie in maplestory
BladeAurora Report | 06/28/2011 9:11 pm
Nicki Minaj?
Volkiris Report | 06/16/2011 12:28 pm
whats ur username then?


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