Registered: 07/24/2009

Gender: Female

Location: Chicago

Birthday: 05/19


  • Add to Friends
  • Send Message
  • Trade Items

Equipped List



Ebil Cowie is Ebil. Moo~
I have the Cloven hooves and the horns to prove it.

Hullo, all! If you're looking at this, you must be extremely bored! Congratulations! Sorry that there isn't really more here, but I would rather you get to know me through drunken 2am PMs and through zOMG instead of trying to be all like "ooh, who was that cow again?"

Really quick brain fresheners:
- I like cows.
- I like women.
- I'm a bit of a pervert.
- I freaking HATE Dervish. And Dervish users. But mostly Dervish. (In papa saw, it knocks people out of the range of what competent/sane people use as an AoE, which is Fire Rain. The only time you should use it is if you lack Fire Rain.)
- I like to change my outfit. A LOT.

- Doctor Who
- Fire Rain
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Philosophical debates on the various states of the human condition.
- Hugs and/or sexy parties
- Aquariums with mostly Air Sharks. I love yoooouuuu~!

- Poor spelling, grammar and/or punctuation. You're typing a message on a god damn computer. There is absolutely no reason you should use short-hand typing in any public sphere.
- Tiny bones in my food.
- Pork. It's just, ew.
- Aquariums with more than 1 Feathered quoatl. You are the bane of my existence.
- Most anime. Why is all the good s**t so few and far between? T crying T

Also, odds are if you're arguing with me, the answer is either 42, esoteric and therefore impossible to definitively pin down (no matter how superior we cows are to people), or you're wrong. And if it's none of those, you're probably related to the Dos Equis or Old Spice man, so congratulations in advance. While there are exceptions, try not to bank on them. All cows are gifted with a massive bank of useless information.

My Aquarium

View Aquarium


View All Comments

E X ii S T Report | 02/17/2013 9:43 am
E X ii S T
I actually just saw random comments from you on meh profile. D:
Minty-Dreams-x3 Report | 11/07/2012 9:01 am
Thanks for buying heart heart heart heart
Tinzill Report | 10/13/2012 11:09 pm
Whoa o vo thanks for the info! Man it's 2 in the morning, I'll reread and process that tomorrow (or would it be later in the morning?)
First PvP match for me xD I started on Friday OTL
Yeah, I got too excited about your Harold...he was just too tempting! But I do know that I've been neglecting my row 2s/archers a lot.
That mobbing tehnique is really cool o:
I feel so..unprepared. Whenever I play a game I feel the need to find info on it, but since this is beta everything is so new
Tinzill Report | 10/13/2012 10:50 pm
well. that was embarrasing
I'm still too nooby for this game eh o vo
Jenrucho Report | 09/02/2012 2:39 pm
Gyzvx Report | 08/26/2012 11:16 am
yay magical friendship and wonder!
rikaxgoddess Report | 05/18/2012 10:52 pm
Happy Birthday Cowie heart
KeikoUtaraichi13 Report | 03/28/2012 8:51 pm
Thanks for stopping by my store! And your avi and "About Me" section are both awesome~
Angry Bunny Gifting Report | 03/22/2012 11:09 pm
Angry Bunny Gifting
Well, young or not, i know a lot of people who had a "boyfriend" or so they called them even at such a young age. I didn't. My first bf was a little bit less than 7 months ago. Didn't work out too well...

And sorry, I'd not date a girl anytime soon~ I am a bit curious however, BUT curiosity killed the cat!
Angry Bunny Gifting Report | 03/22/2012 11:06 pm
Angry Bunny Gifting
Lawlz, well, it is a pretty ridiculous price. I can understand pricing it just a BIT over the normal price just to get a bit of that extra 2% deduction... but... that's insane...

I no like IMs . >o< I like PMs and comments... I get distracted easily and don't stay on one tab for more than a few seconds, so IMs don't work with me. ._.



Recent Visitors


Posts per Day: 0.75

Total Posts: 2379

Latest Posts

My Playlist

You currently have zero playlists!