F9r my disciples:
Hell9, my name is Kankri Vantas.
I live in the dream6u66les. 99ps, pard9n my use 9f "live" s9 l99sely, I d9n't wish t9 c9me 9ff as n9t checking my c9rp9realn9rmative privilege. What I meant t9 say is, I dwell in the dream6u66les, as y9u can clearly tell fr9m the lack 9f irises. Unless, 9f c9urse, y9u d9 n9t p9ssess the visi9n t9 see them. In which case, I h9pe y9u d9 n9t take 9ffense f9r my assumpti9n. I have 6een guilty 9f such micr9aggressi9ns 6ef9re and I will surely 6e guilty 9f them again. #TW: accidental micr9aggressi9ns against the deceased and 6lind
Anyway, 6ef9re I derail this m9n9l9gue, I mean intr9ducti9n any further, I will catch myself. As I was saying, I am a calm and level-headed individual wh9 f9cuses 9n affecting p9sitive s9cial change thr9ugh rati9nal, h9nest disc9urse. I w9rk as a s9rt 9f spiritual guide f9r my gr9up 9f peers. (And 6elieve me, it's n9t easy.) Alth9ugh, sadly en9ugh, n9t every69dy appreciates my less9ns; likely t99 f9cused 9n 9ther, self-a6s9r6ed matters. Despite them, I am f9rtunate en9ugh t9 have disciples wh9 take the time t9 listen t9 my dev9ut w9rds, such as my studi9us, y9ung ancest9r-descendant, Karkat.
As f9r my relati9nship status, if y9u must kn9w, (c9nsidering every69dy seems t9 flaunt theirs very 6rashly) I currently have a paler9m with P9rrim and a 6lackr9m with Kurl9z Makara. Th9ugh I have felt that a relati9nship w9uld take time away fr9m my dev9ti9n t9 the s9cial dilemmas facing us, the 6lackr9m has actually aided me in taking 9ut s9me 9f my frustrati9n with 6eing unappreciated. Theref9re, even th9ugh I had remained free 9f any distracting c9ncupiscent relati9ns, this will 6e an excepti9n. As f9r the paler9m, P9rrim and I 69th agreed that this was the 6est s9luti9n, c9nsidering 9ur plat9nic feelings.
#6lackr9m #piety privilege is rev9ked I supp9se #this d9es n9t change wh9 I am and my intenti9ns t9 6ec9me cl9se t9 my friends in a n9nsexual way since Makara is n9t my friend #als9 d9 n9t give me that "y9ur 6est friend is y9ur m9m" j9ke #that is cultural appr9priati9n, first 9f all #tr9lls d9 n9t have m9thers and paler9ms are n9t "6est friends" #I d9 n9t need t9 further justify anything #that is all
I'd like f9r y9u t9 6e c9nsiderate 9f my having an 9ff-spectrum 6l99d c9l9r. N9t t9 insinuate that I am n9t pr9ud 9f the unique 6l99d c9l9r Karkat and I share. In fact, I w9uld c9nsider it a uniquely underprivileged privilege, a 6lessing in disguise.
And I supp9se y9u're w9ndering why exactly--
9h. Wait! Where d9 y9u think y9u're g9ing? Hell9? Yes, y9u! I kn9w y9u can hear me. #s9 ******** rude #walking away fr9m me while I was in mid-sentence