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Registered: 08/18/2004

Gender: Female

Birthday: 01/31

bite my style

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  • Mushroom Cannon Thumper[128]
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  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Garlic Harvester[135]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
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  • OMG That Hurt[143]
  • Clutch Holder[146]
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  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
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oh hey

People call me Jenn, but you can call me Jen.
I joined Gaia a very long time ago. I sometimes take breaks for months or years, but I always seem to come back to play zOMG! and lurk.

old convos from AIM & ICHD days

Dip (2:23:45 PM): jem do you sniff your balls after you play with them?
holy x crush (2:26:07 PM): yeah
holy x crush (2:26:08 PM): duh

Dip (11:07:57 PM): I'd have sex with a pregnant lady
holy x crush (11:08:10 PM): cuz your tiny p***s wouldn't come close to poking the baby's head

sherril (10:51:44 PM): i don't like tacos ):
holy x crush (10:51:50 PM): well ******** you then

me: work at an abortion clinic
sean: i work at an anti-abortion clinic. we put babies back in.

kim (10:08:31 PM): I was getting the kitty cat
kim (10:08:53 PM): she was meowing a whole bunch in the den
holy x crush (10:09:11 PM): wtf is a den
holy x crush (10:09:14 PM): is that where you keep your bear
kim (10:09:18 PM): living room
holy x crush (10:09:24 PM): oh.

Mellow Mush
i hate it when i'm driving and trying to text at the same time while taking a left turn and trying to mess with the radio and the a** nexts to me tells me i should pay attention to the road.

"He who wears spandex and has their junk showing through shall be put to death by baids"

colon bracket
adventures are for pussies

i go on excursions

excursions are for bed wetters

i go on epics

jennifer genocide ur so hawt
will u date me im bi

colon bracket
Doctor Wolohan
Sovereign Dip Panoplied
I'm immune to every disease ever

Even Disco Fever?

nobody is immune to that

don't be silly


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PurplePoppets Report | 01/02/2020 8:55 am
Thanks for buying! heart
iiDunno Report | 12/30/2019 3:30 pm
Thanks for the purchase!
Deer In Gray Report | 10/14/2015 9:46 am
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This profile was most entertaining p:
0ntogeny Report | 06/29/2013 7:22 am
loving the username! cute avi too!
Read All Over Report | 05/11/2013 7:02 pm
oh nooooooooo
i guess i'l have to be a cheaper date then
Read All Over Report | 05/11/2013 6:38 pm
would you take me out to sushi like all those pics on facebook??
Read All Over Report | 02/09/2013 10:34 am
i love yours though :C
BeastEuphoria Report | 02/08/2013 7:43 pm
Thanks so much!!
Nyumonster Report | 02/04/2013 3:21 am
He's still in my belly, but he will be forced out on Wednesday, if he doesn't come out earlier. >o> Buuut thank you in advance~ heart
lethal inches Report | 10/19/2012 3:57 pm
nothing cuz everything worth buying is a couple mil


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