I am a volcano, filled with sadness and anger and happiness that is my magma, patiently and warily waiting for my eruption. I am the moon, absorbing what others give me and using it, hiding from the world the mystery that is the hidden side of me. I am a rock at the bottom of the cliff, cutting you up when you fall back on me. I am the sea that stings your wounds with salt. I am the wolf that fends and protects and bites the hand that feeds. I am the stars that bring you back home. I am the woman who listens and who makes you feel like you have a purpose in life.

I have been told that I have no life, That I am lazy.
I'm afraid i have to disagree, Considering I am here Typing this, it is quite obvious that i do indeed have a life, I just choose not to do much with it. No actually I take that back, I've killed thousands of zombies,
Rescued quite a few princesses, Raced with many different vehicles, including an army tank, I've played basketball, tennis, golf, bowling, pool, bumper cars, boxing, and even went to a carnival all in one room. I've slayed dragons, vampires, goombas, demons, and many other creatures. I've collected stars, rings, guns, and even human skulls on certain occasions. I've survived many horrible falls, fire, freezing water, being shot at and being bitten. Hell I've even went to different countries and back within a few hours.

So tell me do I still have no life?


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Questing: Faustine's Bottle

Once I obtain it my name shall change to UnicornSwag.

I'd send you the pillow



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Last Login: 12/11/2013 5:44 pm

Registered: 02/18/2006

Gender: Female

Location: Sunnydale,California


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CokeMoney Report | 12/06/2013 1:14 pm
If anyone is looking at this account. It's mine, but I was just ******** banned.
Meek Molly Report | 12/05/2013 8:53 pm
Meek Molly
Hi, I was wondering, what is that leg item you have?
Reverse Theory Report | 12/05/2013 3:19 pm
Reverse Theory
If I knew, I'd tell you, lol.
This avatar style and the art that goes with it belongs to someone who quit ages ago.
I'm just a poser, so I have no idea who did it, sorry. sweatdrop
Conclusions Report | 12/03/2013 3:32 pm
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.... the heart beat one? xD
Wizturd Report | 12/03/2013 2:46 pm
*stabs you in the throat*
Conclusions Report | 11/30/2013 11:55 am
All dem box heads, so crey-crey.
Conclusions Report | 11/30/2013 1:44 am
I like your profile, makes me seem less crazy. >w >
lapels Report | 11/26/2013 5:23 pm
I hope your sadness and anger have subsided a little since I read your profile again.( ´‿ ゝ`)
Nosophobia Report | 11/24/2013 11:08 pm
Nosophobia Report | 11/24/2013 10:43 pm
its otay i forgive you 4laugh

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