Hello. I am one of the Vice Captains of The Sweetness of Rainbow Cupcakes Guild. We have begun implementing a new rule. If a member is inactive for a month or more and does not have a suitable reason for doing so, they will receive a warning after which they will have one week in which to post. If the member does not do so, they will be removed from the guild.
This is your warning. We do not want to lose any of our members, but you must know that a guild is not something you just join and forget. We want active members only. You have one week to post. Thank you.
(Sorry for being so formal. I need to be fair to all of our members.)
You Hit Me, And I Fell. And I Almost Passed Out, But I Didn't. I Did Get Slight Head Trauma, And It Affected My Vision.
And Something Made The Pain Dissapear Really Quickly, And That Something Also Made Me Throw Up. All Over Your Sweet Nike's. [I Didn't Really Puke On Your Shoes, But We Can Pretend]
And I Can't Tell You What That Something Is Because It Is A SECRET SHH OuO
[Oh, And Terra Isn't Aware Of The Something okok]
[Sorry If That Made No Sense To You]