i was here! i can't even believe it myself. i should add that in addition to the ninjas, which are a serious pain in my conspiracy, the real problem i've had lately is that late at night i wake up and find that squirrels have chewed through the cables outside, climbed into that little hole in the brick wall, made a nest inside the wall there between the outer bricks and the inner sheet rock, crawled somehow through the walls into a loose air duct in the bathroom under the sink, pushed open the vent which is missing two screws, scampered into my bedroom, and pee'd all over my homework! now what the hell am i gonna tell my math teacher, huh? i know she won't believe the truth ... that b*tch is a communist spy working in the bush administration! now that terrorism is only about brown people in the middle east (and soon indonesia) russian communist spies ARE EVERYWHERE!!!