random s**t
[Total Value: 205,187 Gold
[Item Information]
Item List:
Vampire Hunter Hat
Yama no Tamago 2nd Gen.
Langer the Dragon Plush
Mimzy
Benny the Puppy
Black Tuxedo Shoes
Summoning Tome
Stallion Black Polyester Suit Jacket
Black Checked Polyester Shirt
Black Tuxedo Pants
Coal Gunner Hat
GO Player
Langer the Dragon Plush
Romani Glasses
this was so awesome
mines i needed my ex boyfriend because this hoe stole my taco
Body: Pick the month (#) u were born on
1 (Jan) - I ran shirtless with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I robbed
6 (June)- I slapped
7 (July) - I raped
8 (Aug)- I cuddled with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct)- I kissed ...
11 (Nov) -I smoked with
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my ex
02 - a tooth brush
03 -a whore
04 - A rockstar
05 - a farmer
06 - a mop
07 - MII LOVER
08 - my boyfriend
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - an easter egg
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - a bed
13 - the Trojan man
14 - a sexy man
15 - a naked man
16 - this girl
17 - a drunk
18 - the cookie monster
19 - a Mexican
20 - a glass of milk
21 - a kitty
22 - a condom
23 - my lover
24 - a gangster
25 - my ex girlfriend...
26 - my ex boyfriend
27 - a dog
28 - a bag of weed
29 - a hottie
30 - a lesbian
31 - my mom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because this hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs...
Red - because I'm good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other- because I smoke crack
Green -because i still love him/her
Orange - because I'm the beastest b***h alive!!!
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm retarted like that!
Tye dye- because i'm a ******** scuba diver
none- because I have a killer six pack
things that u should do to keep that spicial girl in ur life
When she walks away from you mad==[ Follow her Even if she yells at you to leave]
When she stares at your lips==[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you==[ Grab her and dont let go]
When she starts cursing at you==[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When shes quiet==[ Ask her whats wrong]
When she ignores you==[ Give her your attention]
When she pulls away==[ Pull her back and hug her & dont let go ]
When you see her at her worst==[ Tell her shes beautiful ]
When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and make her laugh ]
When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When shes scared==[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder==[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you==[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time==[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]
When she says that she likes you==[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grabs at your hands==[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you==[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret==[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes==[ don’t look away until she does ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU==[ SHES HURTING INSIDE ]
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