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Registered: 01/08/2008

Gender: Female

Location: Insane Asylum in the middle of Nowhere

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About Me

Random Facts:

-I put the sane in the word 'insanity'.

I prefer to pick people's brains than to try to beat around the bush. -

-I narate my life in my mind when I'm not thinking about something else.

My novel/book/role-play characters inhabit my mind and haunt me. -

-I sound older than I am.

I act older than I am. -

-I can do anything I put my mind to.

I'm a born natural at most of the stuff I do. -

-I play the piano.

I'm crazy, if you haven't understood that yet. -

-My fifth grade teacher once compared me to a chameleon. I'll let you think about that for a while.

The reason I am the way I am is because of my fifth-grade teacher...who I got to kick in the head twice...(long story). -

-Nobody knows who I am or what goes on in my head - even I don't.

I drink Chamomile tea before I go to bed because one of my ninth-grade teachers suggested it. Grr. -

-I am the youngest dancer in the Silver level of Ballroom Dancing at my studio.

I am the first person to graduate out of Full Bronze under 110 lessons. -

-I like to read books that make you think and actually cause you to ponder about your life.

I'm a movie-buff. I love movies, and actors, too! -

-I get depressed a lot...not that I really tell people why I get depressed because I'm too considerate to burden people with my problems and pessimism.

Positive thinking works...sometimes... -

-My favorite author is Dean Koontz.

The Most Important Thing You Need To Know: I. Have. Issues.

Dreams to Be
|.| An Author |.|
|.| An Actress |.|
|.| A Professor |.|

Currently Is
||.|| A Ballroom Dancer ||.||
||.|| An Up-and-Coming Author/Writer ||.||
||.|| A Pianist ||.||
||.|| A Student ||.||
||.|| An Artist ||.||

Theme Songs
Wonderful by Rob Thomas -
Through Glass by Stone Sour -
Glittering Cloud by Imogen Heap -
Iris by Ronan Keating -
I Wish I Was James Bond by Scouting For Girls -
Lift by Poets of the Fall -

The Complete Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle
K-PAX by Gene Brewer
Intensity by Dean Koontz
The Godfather by Mario Puzo ♥
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
The Lost World by Michael Crichton
The Four Feathers by A.E.W. Mason
The Alchemist by Paulo Coehlo

Tootsie [1982] ♣
Lethal Weapon [1987] ♣
Jurassic Park [1993] ♣
Leon: The Professional [1994] ♣
The Usual Suspects [1995] ♣
The Lost World [1997] ♣
K-PAX [2001] ♣
X-Men Origins: Wolverine [2009] ♣
Sherlock Holmes [2009] ♣
The A-Team
District 9 [2009] ♣
RED [2010] ♣
The Expendables [2010] ♣
Horrible Bosses [2011] ♣

TV Shows
Falling Skies
Detroit 1-8-7
Doctor Who (Seasons 1 - 4 only)
Happy Days
The A-Team

Meryl Streep +
Sandra Bullock +
Bryce Dallas Howard +

♥ Bruce Willis ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ Karl Urban
♥ Noah Wyle
♥ Robert Downey, Jr.
♥ Jude Law
♥ Kevin Spacey
♥ David Thewlis
♥ Liev Schreiber
♥ Hugh Jackman
♥ Jeff Goldblum
♥ John Cusack
♥ Nicolas Cage
♥ Patrick Swayze (R.I.P.)
♥ John Travolta
♥ Sylvester Stallone
♥ Dustin Hoffman
♥ Jason Bateman
♥ Sharlto Copley
♥ Dwight Shultz
♥ Liam Neeson
(Not the complete list.)

Poets of the Fall ♦
Harry Connick, Jr. ♦
Sarah McLachlan ♦
Three Days Grace ♦
Robert Downey, Jr. ♦
Staind ♦
The Killers ♦
Imogen Heap ♦
Rob Thomas ♦

Favorite/Random Quotes

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown

"What can I say? One day I had a gonzo headache and before it went away, I could read and speak Chinese. And it was a bad afternoon, too, lemme tell you." - H.M. Murdock (Dwight Shultz) : The A-Team (series), "Maltese Cow"

"I'm not bald. I'm folically challenged." - Anonymous

"My mind rebels at stagnation!" - Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey, Jr.) : Sherlock Holmes [2009]

"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence." - Henrik Tikkanen

"What's [Arnold Schwarzennegger's character's] problem?" - Mr. Church (Bruce Willis)
"He wants to be president." - Ross (Sylvester Stallone) : The Expendables [2010]

"Watson, be gentle!" - Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey, Jr.) : Sherlock Holmes [2009]

"I'm that dog that saw a rainbow...only, uh, none of the other dogs believe me." - Stuart Besser (Liev Schreiber) : Kate And Leopold [2001]

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting." - John Russell

"Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum." - Graycie Harmon

"Who ever said being in charge of your own personal insane asylum wasn't fun?" - Myself

"There is no more a lonely place than a blank sheet of paper..." - The Sunbird by Wilbur Smith (pg. 201)

"I thought you needed some exercise since you like to sit on your butt all day and fiddle with your pen." - Erik Johnson (rp character)
"I do not! Sometimes I play with the phone." - Bryce Henderson (rp character)

"I've always felt like such an outsider in this industry. Because I'm so insane, I guess." - Robert Downey, Jr.

"I've always felt that if you back down from a fear, the ghost of that fear never goes away." - Hugh Jackman

"I have a sense of destiny that you are led to the things you are supposed to do." - Robert Downey, Jr.

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." - E.L. Doctorow

"But you are a writing animal. I'd be afraid to get between you and a sheet of blank paper if you had a pen in your hand." - Timothy Clarke

"Beauty is an omnipresence of death and loveliness, a smiling sadness that we discern in nature and all things, a mystic communion that the poet feels." - Charlie Chaplin

"It isn't how the cards are dealt. It's how you play them." - Randy Pausch (R.I.P.)

"Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must." - Randy Pausch (R.I.P.)

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tooticky Report | 01/06/2015 5:19 pm
My God, you're the only other person on Gaia who likes P.G. Wodehouse! Come back!!
SparklingBloodRedRoses Report | 01/17/2012 7:38 am
Do you realize how long it has been since you have had a profile comment? O.O What is this?!
I also completely facebook-esque stalked your profile comments (hopefully you know what facebook stalking is, otherwise you will consider me a stalked razz . Please don't, I'm not that creepy wink ). If we met I can almost guarentee that I would giggle - or be stunned into a very happy silence, either scenario could happen. I can actually really see the latter happening. lol

Also, I love all of the Sherlock Holmes images ^_^. Did you see the new one??? biggrin biggrin

After browsing your profile and Thirteen's I've realized I really need to update mine. Its been awhile!
RookitoBurrito Report | 07/11/2011 8:32 pm
I don't either. My only female friend is a major tomboy and an Aspie, so she doesn't giggle. I usually only do it if I get extremely excited by something like a cute guy or a dog.... blaugh
RookitoBurrito Report | 07/11/2011 8:05 pm
In return for your comment on my profile, you get one too XD Muhahahaha!!! Ahem....I love yours too!!! Murdock!!!! SQUEEEE!!! And all the Sherlock Holmes references. Oh I loved that movie. You're right, we really do need to meet some day. It'd be a fun time trying to plan that get together. I think the excitement would blow our brains to bits. XD
SparklingBloodRedRoses Report | 04/18/2011 7:12 pm
Yay! New layout !! ^_^ heart rofl 4laugh
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Nyxs_Ace Report | 01/08/2011 11:39 pm
best weekend of 2011
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GoldenEnlightenment Report | 12/23/2010 1:42 pm
yeah i know what went on. i just knew he was stressed from everything. it's fine, thanks though smile


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