Vice Principal:

Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds?

Cashmere Cactus:

Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think,
Few come within the compass of my curse,--
Wherein I did not some notorious ill,
As kill a man, or else devise his death,
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it,
Accuse some innocent and forswear myself,
Set deadly enmity between two friends,
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.

Frequently Asked Questions:

  • Are you a developer?
    -No, I am not a developer, they're much, much smarter than me. Unfortunately, I won't be much help with technical issues, so if I don't reply to your PMs about technical stuff, it's not actually because I'm a huge jerk (which I am, but it's unrelated).

  • Are you a mod/admin? Can you help me with my hacking/scamming/banning case?
    -No, sorry! I probably can't help you. The quickest way to reach the mods is with a report or a feedback form.

  • So who the hell are you?
    -I'm usually in charge of announcing stuff and writing the news bulletins. Sometimes I write item descriptions, manga updates and funny little things for events.

  • That Fleep sure is a dreamboat, isn't he?
    -He is a man of many virtues and many, many, many superfluous nipples.



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Lord Lapin Report | 07/26/2013 7:25 am
Lord Lapin
Hey there Cashmere, I noticed you favorited one of my posts using one of those newfangled features that are hidden from the eyes of everyone who isn't in SCAS. That's cool.
Avatars looking pretty swank...
Wanna like... be friends or something?
Cristiavano Report | 06/29/2013 12:56 am
Merp merp merp
GearDogger Report | 02/09/2013 6:25 am
baby we I miss you.
do more stuff.
.~[Misty.Muffin]~. Report | 07/10/2012 4:31 pm
Love the new feature. Genius. <333

psst. Panny gave you away as being behind it = w= <33
Besket Report | 03/30/2012 12:41 am
I just want to say I really love your writing in the manga updates! I was getting really excited to find out where the plot was going, and I'm really sad to see that Gaia seemed to have stopped the manga updates lately. sad I hope someday the plot stuff gets resolved or at least expanded! Though I'm sure you're taking a well-deserved breather from such heavy work. ^^; You're awesome!
Little_Princess_Reptar Report | 12/29/2011 3:53 pm
Thanks for the item! Have a great holiday! xd
Cumin Bay Report | 12/27/2011 7:52 am
Cumin Bay
The ornament is not THAT weird....
iRoses Report | 12/25/2011 3:25 am
Thanks for the ornament, Merry Christmas! heart
xanthosen Report | 12/25/2011 2:19 am
Thanks for the feebie! Merry Christmas!!! emotion_bigheart
Herry Rockabore Report | 12/24/2011 9:15 am
Herry Rockabore
Thank you for the ornament! Merry Christmas!
Muscular Baby
italian sausages on dat
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