☼Basically, I'm 17 years old and I have so many nicknames I lose track of them... feel free to call me whatever you like, I'll probably still answer to it.
☼Let's put it this way, if my conversations with you wind up being about how one of the two of us inserts various types of candy into their bum... your pretty much stuck being my friend forever. <3
☼I love acting like
I'm fat. Give me cake.
☼Me and my family are such a bunch of nerds, of all the pets we've had, there has only been one who hasn't been named after a science-fiction/Video game character.
Holy feck, there's two now! The world is a strange place...
☼I'm Scottish. Not English. Not British. Scottish.
☼I like sharks... sharks and badgers... even though I doubt I'll ever be able to keep one...
☼I respond to other people's anger by telling them stories about my dad and fruit... and they do
find it interesting!!
☼If I space out or get sidetracked during I conversation, I'll probably respond to you days later... during a different conversation... with a different person.
☼I want to do a joint honours in French and German next year, some how, I think this is going to make me rich, though I haven't quite worked out how...
☼It's probably best not to take anything I say too personally/seriously... I'm a bit of an idiot.
☼In exactly 6 years time, myself and my dear Miranda are going to open up a cake shop on Sauchiehall Street, she and the rest of my friends will have a wonderful career as 'cake testers' whilst I do all the hard work and accounting, and we shall make millions!
Currently: Erzsebet, ever so slightly homicidal.