AboutI don't like to go to the movies purely because I can film better content in a pitch black room. And you'd pay double to see it.
If ever I was to marry, she'd be a smart, strong, and endearing Sea Scorpion Goddess with keys to all the ATMs. True story.
Sometimes when its late at night and I have nothing to do, I like to continue doing nothing. NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
Find a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have.. germs. That has germs on it.
When my mom told me clean my room as a child I liked to pretend she said eat cereal for lunch and watch cartoons all day. She wasn't a fan of that.
I don't like chocolate and I hate everything you like. Fite me!
I have a resistance to stupid people, but a weakness for cute dumb things. At some point I'll have to contradict myself.
On this upcoming holiday I'll be firing up the grill for the occasion. Today on the other hand, I'll be firing up the grill. LIKE USUAL. #pitmasterprivelidge