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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
If at first you don't succeed, your not Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sneezes he doesn't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.