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Hey! I'm just an ordinary, 16-year-old girl. My birthday is July 5th. You may address me as Lauren, Gir-chan, Flying Purple Fairy Llama, Hidan, Bug, Himawari, or whatever suits your fancy. I don't really care, as long as it isn't derogatory.
I like to role play, take pictures, and generally have fun. I have a "history" with depression, suicide, and self-injury, so if you desire someone to talk to, I'm here. I am known for jumping out of moving cars, almost dying six times, and just being an idiot. I enjoy all forms of art, but my main talents are writing and drawing. I know I write well, but I don't think my art is that great. My favorite subjects are English and Spanish. I am currently writing a novel that I am sorely tempted to burn.
I have an older sister, a mother, and two fathers. I am known amongst my friends as the crazy cat lazy, because I am the proud owner of 5 cats. I also have two dogs, who are polar opposites. I am finding high school to be a horrible place; well, except for the older people who actually have their heads pulled out of their butts and wiped the crap out of their eyes. I care about everyone around me, even the people who make fun of me.
I have an IQ of 122, but no common sense. I have a certificate saying that I'm mentally disabled; I see it as a license to act stupid. If you don't like me, you don't know what you're missing.
Please read my journal for some poetry of mine and a few useless entries. Comments are very welcome! PM me if you have a specific question for me. I don't do cybering, online dating, or anything of that type. If you try it, I will report you.
My totem is the coyote. The coyote is often depicted as a trickster. Coyotes are victims of Murphy's Law and easily confused.
Randomness is a virtue. Remember such, little perriwinkle puppy in the rain of fishes.¤t=Me-Scrapblog.pbw

I'm going to be an aunt on Febuary 4. Hurry up and get born, Elizabeth Nicole Gibson! I love you already! My darling neice is comming!
Ich gehe zu einer Tante am 4. Februar. Beeilen Sie sich und erhalten Sie geboren, Elizabeth Gibson Nicole! Ich liebe dich bereits! Mein Liebling Nichte kommt!
Voy a ser una tía el 4 de febrero. Date prisa y consigue nacido, Nicole Elizabeth Gibson! Te quiero ya! Mi querida sobrina está llegando!
أنا ستكون عمة 4 شباط / فبراير الماضي. سارع الآن والحصول على ولد ، نيكول إليزابيث جيبسون! أحبك بالفعل! بلدي أن دارلينج بنت أخت قادمة!
Je vais être une tante à Février 4. Dépêchez-vous et recevez né, Elizabeth Gibson Nicole! Je t'aime déjà! Mon chéri est nièce à venir!


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Last Login: 07/12/2009 2:06 pm

Registered: 03/28/2008

Gender: Female

Location: The deepest circle of Hell... I don't know how I got here (not)

Birthday: 07/05/1992

Occupation: Student (Sophomore)

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