When Moses parted the red sea, it was really just Caenai sneezing.

Caenai plays minesweeper with real mines.

It only takes Caenai 1 lick to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

Caenai rounded Pi to 3 and told Archimedes to shut up.

Giraffes were created when Caenai uppercutted a horse.

The original title for 'Alien vs. Predator' was 'Alien and Predator vs. Caenai'. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. Nobody would pay nine dollars to see a movie 14 seconds long.

It has been proven that Caenai invented the wheel.

Caenai once spat onto a rat. Within less than a year, the Black Plague had killed millions of people. Coincidence? I think not.

What do Batman, Superman, Spiderman, and Caenai all have in common? They wear tights in their free time. Why is Caenai different from the others? Caenai wears them without looking gay.

Most computers have a CTRL key. Caenai's has a PWN key.

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Report | 04/25/2008 2:03 pm


**Hugs** xD Just giving Free Hugs.
Eris Quod Sum

Report | 03/29/2008 7:18 am

Eris Quod Sum

Hey neighbor! I live in front of your house in towns.

Report | 01/15/2008 7:53 pm


xD! Love the signature rofl

Report | 01/11/2008 12:26 pm



You're wearing the hat!

Misuto Yoinokuchi

Report | 01/01/2008 3:40 pm

Misuto Yoinokuchi

Happy New Years!!
Namiyo Sekine

Report | 12/30/2007 7:09 am

Namiyo Sekine


1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for u.

2. At least 15 people in this world love u in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u is because they want to be just like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about u
before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8 .You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you,
take a look: You most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you
want, you probably wont get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner
or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments
you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about
them: you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the
time to let them know that they are great.

Add this comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will love u.
something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready
for the biggest shock of your life.
Whoever breaks this chain letter?
Will be cursed with 10
Relationship problems for the Next ten years tag your it! This is so scary
send this to 15 people in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will
appear in big letters! It so scary because it works! NO SEND BACKS! If you have less than 15 friends its ok.

Report | 12/27/2007 12:40 pm



Bother, bother, bother!

Namiyo Sekine

Report | 12/16/2007 5:36 am

Namiyo Sekine

holas!! como estas?
Rainian The Wanderer

Report | 12/06/2007 5:44 pm

Rainian The Wanderer

I see you have a very neat profile, and a very neat avatar. I read your about and had to laugh. Thanks for bringing a smile to this emo girl's face. =]

Report | 11/22/2007 1:03 pm


Happy Thanksgiving!!!


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