When Moses parted the red sea, it was really just Caenai sneezing.
Caenai plays minesweeper with real mines.
It only takes Caenai 1 lick to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
Caenai rounded Pi to 3 and told Archimedes to shut up.
Giraffes were created when Caenai uppercutted a horse.
The original title for 'Alien vs. Predator' was 'Alien and Predator vs. Caenai'. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. Nobody would pay nine dollars to see a movie 14 seconds long.
It has been proven that Caenai invented the wheel.
Caenai once spat onto a rat. Within less than a year, the Black Plague had killed millions of people. Coincidence? I think not.
What do Batman, Superman, Spiderman, and Caenai all have in common? They wear tights in their free time. Why is Caenai different from the others? Caenai wears them without looking gay.
Most computers have a CTRL key. Caenai's has a PWN key.