Bring Me A Shrubbery

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Last Login: 07/16/2019 8:27 pm

Gender: Female

Location: Silent Hill

Birthday: 01/26

Occupation: Miserable College Student

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Bring Me A Shrubbery


Full of salt and some sugar -- That describes me to a tee.

You're here probably because you wanted to be. Which is totally weird, because there's nothing to really see here.


About me:

Call me Shrubbs.
I'm 23,
I'm female.
I'm dead inside
I'm a gamer grill...Specifically a George Foreman
I love comic books
I hate myself.
An adult who needs an adultier adult.

Monika's writing of the day:
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My stupid face:
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Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 07/15/2019 7:53 am
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emotion_kirakira

So, I was trapped in a altered reality trap where there was a sugary version of...you! Yes, you heard that right. It was so real that I thought this was really happening. After many sidequests, I found a mirror that revealed the truth. Lo, and behold, I'm back. With the sugary version of you in tow. That was another side quest. Now I have two of you in my life! emotion_dowant
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 06/24/2019 12:25 pm
Mister Piggy Wiggy
sweatdrop

Me neither, yet I'm going to get stuff signed since it's probably my only chance: My Hero Academia. Seriously, I'm so lost in a sea of MHA cosplayers. xd We both like The Seven Deadly Sins, right? emotion_dowant
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 06/15/2019 7:38 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
emotion_kirakira

So, Anime NYC recently announced a whole bunch of guests. Mostly My Hero Academia voice actors. Do you like MHA?
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 06/07/2019 12:13 pm
Mister Piggy Wiggy
sweatdrop

Have you, by chance, seen my powdered wig? I can distinctly remember last seeing it in your room while rooting through your things. Lemme know if you do!
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 06/06/2019 7:49 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
emotion_kirakira

-Knocks on her door-

Even salty girls need to eat! I'm gonna leave a tray of food and drink on your desk.
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/31/2019 12:30 pm
Mister Piggy Wiggy
emotion_kirakira

Although there's a one letter difference, I have two Monica/Monikas in my life.
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/31/2019 12:30 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
emotion_kirakira

So, the official review is in.

"Salt and sugar never mixed so well when it comes to these two!"
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/31/2019 12:23 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
emotion_kirakira

So, the official review is in.

"Salt and sugar never mixed so well when it comes to these two!"
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/24/2019 7:33 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
whee

Did I miss anything? I can picture the mass merchandise wave we're gonna unleash!
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/24/2019 7:27 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
emotion_kirakira

I HAVE RETURNED!! A giant tried to devour me, but I managed to burst through said giant's chest! It's good to be bad.

Check this out: Salty Pork Cosplay featuring everyone's favorite salty woman and sweet, sugary pig! emotion_awesome

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Shrubbs | 23 | A real life George Foreman Gamer Grill | My face | My face 2 | Spooky scary skeletons | Monika's writing tip of the day: Just Monika

 

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