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Bring Me A Shrubbery
Full of salt and some sugar => because you know, gotta balance it all out somehow.
Who needs a boyfriend when you can eat spicy chicken nuggets and get the same amount of enjoyment out of it?*
*Note: I actually have a boyfriend and he's the love of my life.
About me:
I'm Shrubbs // 24 (birthday is Jan. 26) // f // 100% dead inside
I'm a gamer grill, I'm a George Foreman grill specifically if you're wondering what kinda grill I am. Favorite game is Silent Hill 2. I'm an adult who needs an adultier adult. Send help.
I also love to self deprecate, because who needs haters when you hate yourself the most?
Monika's writing tip of the day:
My stupid face:
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I was thinking that one time I was a mere dunce, then you saved me with your light of knowledge.
The twins were only just 13 a few months before I met them for the first time. I feel protective towards them! That reminds me. Can you watch them for me while I go on a personal quest to face my fears?