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Bring Me A Shrubbery
Full of salt and some sugar => because you know, gotta balance it all out somehow.
Wtb bf will pay one whole gold.*
*note: I'm memeing
About me:
I'm Shrubbs // 29 (birthday is Jan. 26) // f // 100% dead inside
I'm a gamer grill, I'm a George Foreman grill specifically if you're wondering what kinda grill I am. My favorite game is Silent Hill 2. I'm an adult who needs an adultier adult. Send help.
I also love to self-deprecate, because who needs haters when you hate yourself the most?
Monika's writing tip of the day:
My stupid face:
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Hi, sis! Buddy told me you’re headed to the beach today. Can you pick up some nice coral while you’re there? Bud’s feeling sick, and could use some nice beach souvenirs.
Hi, sis! A new month is here! Say, can you help Buddy with his homework? I have to go repair the anti-zombie defenses.
Hi, sis! Since you’re grocery shopping later, can you pick up a bag of hamster feed? It’s for Buddy.
Hi, sis! So, I was watching AI vids, and I must say they’re well done. Plus, the creators have labeled their vids as such.
Hi, sis! Can you stop by a certain location, and pick up Buddy and I? We have some precious cargo.
Hi, sis! I know it’s early, but we have to line up outside of Target for the latest Pokemon TCG drop! Buddy and I are going to wait until Target opens.
Sis, our Labubus are missing! Someone must have stolen them!
Hi, sis! It is Buddy and I! We have returned with a Labubu for you.
Hi, sis! The Switch 2 was released yesterday. Did you get one?
Sis, did Mom and Dad ground you?!
Well, have no fear! We shall sneak you out, so we can head to the comic book store.