Bring Me A Shrubbery

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Last Login: 02/05/2023 9:32 am

Gender: Female

Location: Silent Hill

Birthday: 01/26

Occupation: Miserable College Student


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Bring Me A Shrubbery

Full of salt and some sugar => because you know, gotta balance it all out somehow.

Wtb bf will pay one whole gold.*

*note: I'm memeing

About me:

I'm Shrubbs // 26 (birthday is Jan. 26) // f // 100% dead inside

I'm a gamer grill, I'm a George Foreman grill specifically if you're wondering what kinda grill I am. My favorite game is Silent Hill 2. I'm an adult who needs an adultier adult. Send help.

I also love to self-deprecate, because who needs haters when you hate yourself the most?

Monika's writing tip of the day:
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My stupid face:
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Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 11/07/2022 8:31 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy

So, this is the part where we "bump" into each other early in the morning, and the item I was holding is thrown at you - by accident, of course - and shatters into a thousand and one pieces exactly. Surprised and upset, you go on about how you're covered with dust as I run off. Now what was the item I was holding? It might have been an revival item. You know, to bring you back to life (inner)!

By the way, we have a Swedish TV interview session to attend next week!
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 10/07/2022 12:02 pm
Mister Piggy Wiggy

So the fans have been asking for a story about an alternate reality where we switch our salt & sugar dynamic; in other words, you're sugar, and I'm salt. In this alternate reality, you're about to start your first semester of college and full of hope and energy, whereas I'm embittered and resentful towards you. That's pretty much the whole basis of the story. We need to brainstorm ideas!


Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 09/10/2022 11:08 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy

This is the part where time is fast forwarded to the future where I'm an elderly piggy being interviewed about - who else? - you! Naturally, I'd be telling the interviewer about the adventures we had and all the tribulations we faced before you ascended to Goddesshood! Good times! In order to supplement my income, I sell pics and stuff featuring and from you. What?! You're busy being a Goddess!

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 08/20/2022 10:07 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
FYI, it was your avi that gave me that idea. xd
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 08/20/2022 10:06 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy

Before we shoot this scene, a little info. Okay, think social values from the 1920s. And...ACTION!!

This is the part where you're sneaking back home after a night of partying, or at least you think you are. Instead of returning home to everyone asleep, our folks are waiting for you with arms crossed and unhappy expressions on their faces. Naturally, you'd think someone informed them of your supposedly secret night time partying. Could it had been your darling older brother (me), the bratty younger sister who's jealous of you, or an evil uncle?

Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 06/28/2022 11:30 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
This is the part where I return home from an adventure in a parallel universe, where we're both stranded on a abandoned town located on an island overrun with zombies. After a long sequence of cliche events and tropes, I thought I saved the alternate you but failed. The other you turned despite my best efforts, and now I'm secretly an emotional wreck despite my usual cheery demeanor. Oh, and I got you something: an object you lost in our original universe but the alternate you still had. Now, I'm going to my room to mourn. crying
Bunninsula Report | 05/20/2022 11:49 am
Cute avi. Are you vegan?
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 05/11/2022 9:41 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
This is the part where I stop by your room to ask if there's anything you want me to pick up for you while I go shopping for supplies. Because of how expensive gas is nowadays, I'm trying to limit supply runs to once a month. Although I have a general idea of what you want, I still prefer if you tell, or text, me what you need. Oh, and mom wants you to take out the trash. xd
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 04/27/2022 8:30 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
This is the part where I was just about to tell you something, and then you, all of a sudden, open the door while wearing an elegant outfit (your avi). Naturally, I'm shocked because you prefer to be alone in your room. Being the ever concerned pig brother that I am, I ask if you've finally been honored by a certain salty organization. whee
Mister Piggy Wiggy Report | 03/26/2022 8:27 am
Mister Piggy Wiggy
This is the part where I stop by your room to ask why is there ominous Latin chanting going on in your room. Secretly, I'm on a mission given to me by mom to find out whether or not you're taking up demon summoning (as a hobby). Oh, and can you keep it down a little? Our grandparents stopped by for a visit, and are resting after a long trip. whee


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Shrubbs | 26 | A real life George Foreman Gamer Grill | My face | My face 2 | Spooky scary skeletons | Monika's writing tip of the day: Just Monika


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