I'm a manly man. I like women and putting my d**k in their vaginas, assholes and mouths, in that order. I like watching football and drinking beer. I like fast cars and trucks that are ridiculously big. I like hummers, too, hummers are very manly, the ugly ********. I like shooting guns at helpless animals then eating them in sausage form. My favourite clothes are wife-beaters with stains of pizza sauce and baggy cheap jeans. I enjoy playing video games and watching women mud wrestle.