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rey_tam98 Report | 12/03/2017 7:04 am

Thanks for buying

Kurloz Makara Report | 10/16/2017 7:40 pm

EXCELLENT s**t MY WICKED INVERTIBROTHER

Kurloz Makara Report | 10/15/2017 8:29 am

THOU ART LOOKING PARTICULARLY SPOOKY
CONGRATULATIONS TO THEE

Kurloz Makara Report | 10/14/2017 9:35 am

A HUMBLE SUGGESTION TO THEE
RA-HORAKHTY'S CAPE

PURPLE UNDERWEAR ON TOP OF WHATEVER YOU WANT

Kurloz Makara Report | 10/13/2017 8:54 pm

I LIKE PEOPLE WITH A GOOD NUGBONE ON THEIR SHOULDERS
THOU ART A SCRUPULOUS PERSON AND FOR THAT THOU SHOULDST FEEL PROUD
DO NOT GET IT TWISTED THOUGH
MY USE OF THE HORN IS LIMITED TO MY FLIGHTS OF FANCY IN WHICH I LABOR UNDER THE BELIEF I CAN BECOME ONE LIKE MY MOST REVERED AND ******** SICK WICKED INVERTIBROTHER IN VISAGE
SO IT GETS LITTLE USE
THE ONE WHO MADE IT FOR ME POSED A PARTICULARLY INTERESTING AND AMUSING SOLUTION TO THE QUANDARY I FACE
SHOULDST THOU WISH TO BE BESTOWED THE SACRED HORN AT A MOST REASONABLE PRICE OF 15000 PLATINUM
THAT IS 150 BILLION IN GOLD
YOU MAY:
> TELL A JOKE
> TELL A STORY ABOUT THINE LIFE
OF COURSE THOU ART MOST CERTAINLY ******** ALLOWED TO DECLINE THE OFFER AS WELL
I WOULD BE MOST JOYOUS TO HAVE IT FIND USE IN MORE THAN THE VERY BRIEF AND INFREQUENT FORAYS INTO FURTHER MAKARA BULLSHIT

Kurloz Makara Report | 10/12/2017 11:17 pm

AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION, I MUST REGRETFULLY INFORM THAT I WILL HAVE TO THINK DEEPLY UPON THIS
THE HORN ITSELF WAS CREATED BY A DEAR FRIEND FOR ME MANY MANY NAME CHANGES AGO
IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO PART WITH IT
AND WHAT IS A MIRTHFUL ******** WITHOUT HIS HORN
NO NINJA WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN BLOOD AND STARDUST WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT HIS HORN

BUT LET ME GIVE IT A THINK OVER
I WILL LET YOU KNOW MY ULTIMATE DECISION

Kurloz Makara Report | 10/12/2017 10:43 pm

WHAT IS THINE BEST OFFER?

Kurloz Makara Report | 10/12/2017 10:32 pm

WHICH IS TO SAY

Kurloz Makara Report | 10/12/2017 10:31 pm

RieWiggles Report | 07/27/2017 7:29 pm

WHY AM I ON HERE?