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Welcome to a fictitious manifestation of myself in a dwarfed animated state. I hope you are thoroughly disenchanted with all things cute and otherwise pleasant after visiting. A little about myself: I am a multi-instrumentalist with a failed album that was written in Iraq and I enjoy eating babies (mind you, they have to be cooked correctly). I am happily married to the Gaian known as 'Jaddziadax' and my favorite color is clear...
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Tome of Suck
This is an account of the day-to-day malaise which constructs my existence. It is in no way to be taken lightly... or seriously... or with milk. Do not induce vomiting, do not contact your nearest poison control center, you are already dead...
Random blurbs someone probably submitted for gold...
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