A web of infromation about me!Would you like to know who I am, would you like to know stuff about me? Perhaps why I am a spyder named Boris? Or how I became a spyder from a human being in the first place? Well I might devulge that information if inreturn you can bring me a piece of your finest, richest choclate cake! That's what spyders named Boris eat!
Well to answer how I got the name and why I became a spyder I will tell you this...I've been told in my life that I look like the russian spy Boris from the Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon. So that covers one part. Part two of me turning into a spyder occured wone day when I listened to a song by rock group The Who called Boris the Spyder over and over and over and over and over until eventually I grew 8 legs and the ability to spin a web. I listened to the song so many times that I morhed into a spyder. So that is me, who I am and what I am!