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Registered: 07/12/2005
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Location: new york, ny
Women will never
be as successful as men
because they have
no wives to advise them.
-d**k Van Dike
I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston Churchill
If the facts
don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
-Albert Einstein
I'm not afraid to die.
I just don't want to be there
when it happens.
-Woody Allen
Employee of the month
is a good example of
how somebody can be both
a winner and a loser
at the same time.
-Demetri Martin
I can resist everything
except temptation.
-Oscar Wilde
When humor goes,
there goes civilization.
-Erma Bornbeck
Sex is nature,
and I believe in going
along with nature.
-Marilyn Monroe
I am free of all prejudices.
I hate everyone equally.
-W.C. Fields
"After the first glass,
you see things as you
wish they were.
After the second, you
see things as they are not.
Finally, you see things
as they really are, and
that is the most
horrible thing in the world."
-Oscar Wilde
"Give me chastity a
nd continence,
but not yet."
- Saint Augustine
"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night."
-- Otto von Bismarck
Early to bed and early
to rise, makes a man healthy,
wealthy, and wise.
-Benjamine Franklin
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Happy October, you look in the spirit already.