Bloodysideofthemoon's avatar

Last Login: 02/26/2012 12:47 am

Registered: 05/29/2007

Gender: Female

Location: Earth

Birthday: 05/07


  • Add to Friends
  • Send Message
  • Trade Items

Equipped List

Interest Tags

Favorite Movies/Anime

Favorite TV Shows

Favorite Reads

Favorite Music/Bands




User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image
User Image

This is actually an ad for a camera on but I thought it was REALLY funny so i copied and pasted it on my profile!

You know, when you walked through the door of my studio, I could tell you weren’t like the other burgers I photograph. You’re something special and it shows. Such poise, such grace. I’ve never seen a cheeseburger stacked quite like you in my entire career. By the time we’re done here, you’ll be the most popular menu item at the Speedy Feed. Billboards, television, web banner ads, the whole lot, all featuring your beautiful meaty face all over the world. But you have to be prepared to do whatever it takes if you want to be a drive-thru star. Can you do that? Good. That’s what Gary likes to hear.

Why don’t we go into my “special” studio? You just have a seat on the bed over there while I get my Pentax K20D 14.6MP SLR Digital Camera ready. No, no, it’s not weird. Lots of people eat fast food in bed. Just relax while I captures every facet of your glistening meats with the 14.6 megapixel CMOS sensor and Enhanced Dynamic Range. I’ve got a custom image mode courtesy of the Pentax PRIME image processing that should be just perfect.

Hmmm. Something’s missing. I need more steam, more flavor. You trust me, don’t you? I mean, I am the guy that made tomato soup famous, you know. That’s right. Let me just attach my Pentax 21717 18-55mm Lens for ideal zoom and improved resolution, and you just slide that wax paper wrapper of yours down a little. Don’t be shy, honey. Gimme a peek of that whole wheat bun of yours. Mmmm, that’s it. Juicy.

Hey, where are you going? What do you mean I’m creeping you out? I am a professional! Without me, you’ll be stuck on the dollar value menu forever, you hear me?! I’ll blacklist you so fast there’s not a size of fries in the world that will work with you by the time you hit the sidewalk! You’re ruined! RUINED!


View Journal

Light_050794's Journal

anything non-interesting



View All Comments

-xXxShatteredxXxMindxXx- Report | 02/17/2010 5:52 am
Is it the one that you and Melanie made upp?
Or is it just Satien speak? (: BecauseI got pretty good at Satien speak before hahah.
Still haven't mastered it though. Darn.

Lol yeah I realized. (:
I'm guessing it can also get really HOT too!?! biggrin
-xXxShatteredxXxMindxXx- Report | 02/15/2010 9:43 am
Hah I love made up words. (:

WelL i need a heavy duty cupp.
I told my dad to touch it because it was freeezing and he was like "yeah. it's metal."
Aha. I felt dumb.
-xXxShatteredxXxMindxXx- Report | 02/15/2010 9:29 am
Is that like fun in cubicals!?! biggrin
Ohhh I used that cup again yesterday, I swear it is magical! :0
XeL_LoVeZ_MoNsTeRz Report | 01/13/2010 2:59 pm
i know right? LOL funny thing, but of course we were bound to meet right?
jacksoldier06 Report | 11/24/2009 10:36 pm
User Image
Retarded Ardvarks Report | 11/08/2009 11:50 am
Retarded Ardvarks
omg some girl is giving me a hard time about my poetry i mean if you don't like it don't read it.
Retarded Ardvarks Report | 11/06/2009 9:59 pm
Retarded Ardvarks
Hey I wrote a new poem.oh and i changed my user name from dominiquestar1 to we_got_cookies
XeL_LoVeZ_MoNsTeRz Report | 09/26/2009 1:27 pm
wat ev dude! lol haha
XeL_LoVeZ_MoNsTeRz Report | 09/18/2009 6:21 am
HI!! SUP!!
Mooglies Report | 08/22/2009 3:08 am
Hey thanks for choosing my message in your aquarium smile



Recent Visitors


Posts per Day: 0.01

Total Posts: 34

Latest Posts

My Playlist

You currently have zero playlists!