Gender: Female
No one talks to me, talk to me?
{insert pic of me here}
Aren't I pretty?
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THANK YOU *O* heart
I GOT CAKE ALEX
CAKE!
WAIT WAIT! I THINK I SAW THE PICTURE OF YOUR PUPPY! ON SKYPE!
You keep logging off before I can talk to you ;A;
WHY ALEX WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY gonk
I SWEAR TO GOD THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE EVER LOOK AT ME IS TO TELL ME THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WAY I LOOK LIKE b***h PLEASE talk2hand
MY SCHLONG IS YOURS! emotion_dowant
HOLY HELL I REALLY WAS xD
I WAS TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE
YAY!
BAHAHAHAHA YOU DON'T HAVE TO >W<
Ahahahaha..haha...ha....b*****d's practically got a harem waiting for him I doubt he'll notice...
D: I missed it ;A; I'm have a horrible memory gonk
O_______________________O I MUST GET A THOR THEN!
SHOW ME A PIC OF CUTE LIL LOKI!
TEACH HIM THE WAY OF THE SCHLOOOOOOONGGG~
AND THEN WE CAN GET RID OF THE WHINY TEENAGE GIRL AND SCHLONG STALK SOME HAWT DUDES
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~
I'LL BE EIGHTEEN IN A YEAR AND THEN I'LL START GETTING MOOLAH~~~
No problemo amigo. SCHLONG EXPERIENCES!
Also, I accidentally found this site: lemonparty.tumblr.com
AND BY ACCIDENTALLY I MEAN I WAS LOOKING FOR LEMON CAKE RECIPES AND PICS OF KITTIES
IDK HOW I EVEN GOT THERE
THIS IS FREAKAY
I TRAUMATIZED MY FRIEND FOR LIFE
OH GOD
Hmmm...You can make a Tumblr? 8D I'm literally there 24/7 AND WE CAN SPAM EACH OTHER WITH MESSAGES AND GAY PORN emotion_dowant
YOU'RE SCARING ME ALEX O_______O
My birthday's on August 25th xD
SO NO YOU HAVEN'T MISSED IT! .,..YET!
I wouldn't blame ya for forgetting though
I NEVER REMEMBER IT ANYWAY XD
On a side note: I DIDN'T WISH THE SPARKLING DUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND FOR SOME REASON I FEEL BAD BUT I SHOULDN'T HE WAS A BUTT TO ME AND I NEED TO GET OVER HIM AND SCHLONG STALK SOME AMERICAN BOYS WITH YOU. HERLADO PENOR SCHLONG WANTS TO STALK SOME FRESH MEAT
My friend is the exact same thing ._.
She's "in love" (apparently) with a d**k who keeps cheating on her and telling her that he likes her, and I quote, "BOOBS". AND OMAHGAWD SHE KISSED HIM AND IT WAS MAGICAL AN-- give me a ******** break he only wants to get in your pants ._. WHICH IS PRETTY EASY.
BUT HE SO PURTY SHE CAN'T RESIST THE CHARM. He looks like a frog with herpes D:
I DON'T EVEN GO OUTSIDE TO TAKE PICTURES WITH IT ALEX
I AM NOT A TEENAGE GIRL
I'm an alien at best >W>
WITH A SEXY SCHLONG
BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY LUBE THE RUBBING IS TOO INTENSE ;O
I'll be in America soon I promise ;A;
Once I get a job I'll start saving up! emotion_donotwant
I can talk and cam but I need to download Skype again without my mom getting pissed because I keep making her laptop slow xD
I CAN'T GET ON THE MAIN COMPUTER MOM
WHAT ABOUT THE GAY PORN MOM
But you never get on Sype ;~;
DID I MENTION THAT I GOT A NEW PHONE?
Aw yeah bby ;D
I HAVE AN ANDROID NOW.
I'M ALL ADVANCED AND s**t
xD
WE HAVE RINGS AND s**t AND WE HAD AN OFFICIAL WEDDING AND HONEYMOON OH BBY DAT HONEYMOON ;D
-mega lesbian hug- YOU SEE ME RUBBIN ALL OVER YOU, YOU LIKIN EET ;D
I just got on that's why I didn't reply to your comment. I'M SORRY D;
But yeah, we definitely have to get on cam xD And don't worry I'll do it this time. Just for the lulz lol
BUT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE ON AT THE SAME TIME gonk
OUR SCHLONGS AREN'T INVISIBLE TO EACH OTHER AND YOU KNOW IT! WE'RE TOO SCHLONGTASTIC! (seriously we say schlong too much xD BUT IT'S THE SCHLONG!)
ooooooh another doggy? *O* Get a really cute one that becomes BIG AND STRONG AND CAN CLAW YOUR FACE OFF but can still be cuddly *_*
DUN CRY BBY THE WAY OF THE SEVENFOLD AND THE SCHLONG IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM!
You'll find someone new to schlong stalk!
WHIPPING MY SCHLONG BACK AND FORTH, WHIPPING MY SCHLONG LEFT AND RIGHT, SCHLONG STALKING YOU ALL NIGHT emotion_dowant
Why do I find this very hard to believe? >O>
Also, we have to be on at the same time ;~; I miss our good trolling and zOMG'ing days ;3;