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Report | 02/09/2009 4:51 pm

Xx_Twilight Guardian_xX

This chain letter is real


so follow the instructions

and something

good will happen



LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!



Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.

When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!



The Lovers of the Heart



In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote

to whom we please but one kiss.



Article 1:



Statement of Love:

The Kiss



1.Kiss on the hand

I adore you



2. Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends



3. Kiss on the neck

I want you



4.Kiss on the lips

I love you



5.Kiss on the ears

I am just playing



6.Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away



7. Look in your eyes

kiss me



8.Playing with your hair



I can't live without you



9. Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go



Article 2:

The Three Steps



1. Girls:

If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.



2. Guys

If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.



3.Guys & Girls

Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to

stare.



Article 3:

The Commandments



1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.



2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.



3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.



* Remember *



A peach is a peach

A plum is a plum,

A kiss isn't a kiss

Without some tongue.

So open up your mouth

close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!



Here are a few reasons

why guys

like girls:



1. They will always smell good

even if its just shampoo



2. The way their heads always

find the right spot on our shoulder



3. How cute they look when they sleep



4. The ease in which they fit into our arms



5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world



6. How cute they are when they eat



7. The way they take hours to get dressed

but in the end it makes it all worth while



8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside



9. The way they look good no matter what they wear



10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think

she's the most beautiful thing on this earth



11. How cute they are when they argue



12. The way her hand always finds yours



13. The way they smile



14. The way you feel when you see their name

on the call ID after you just had a big fight



15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'

even though you know that an hour later....



16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them



17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'



18.

Actually ... just the way they kiss you...



19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry



20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly



21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize

when it does hurt. (even though

we don't admit it)!



23. The way they say 'I miss you'



24. The way you miss them



25. The way their tears make you want to

change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,

hate them, wish they would die or

know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,

whatever they were to the world

they become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes,

traveling to the depths of their souls

and you say a million things without trace of

a sound, you know that your own life

is inevitable consumed within

the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.

We love them for a million reasons,

No paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind

but of the heart. A fee
Bacon Condom's avatar

Report | 08/04/2008 7:33 pm

Bacon Condom

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 900 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 127am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 313 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 313 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK oswald
Aerity's avatar

Report | 07/28/2008 10:31 pm

Aerity

♥ IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX .. CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND ARE TOO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE♥
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