Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
I stand before you and sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about!

Admission is free, you must pay at the door;
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!

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Truthfully, there's not really much to say. I love music, I listen to it 24/7, it really is my life, I'm officially a freshman, you can guess my age, I can be a bit perverted and sarcastic sometimes (In a good way:]) mrgreen .
If ya' want to know more just Pm me or comment, I love em. Especially random one's.


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xl KryTiiCal lx

Report | 02/04/2011 5:34 am

xl KryTiiCal lx

you want 100000000 gold then copy/paste this on ten gaia profiles and press f4 then log out and log back in and check your gold!!!!!!!it really works!!!!!!!!!

Report | 09/28/2010 8:52 pm


You're welcome! =]

Report | 09/28/2010 2:05 am


Happy Birthday!!!

Report | 09/26/2010 9:03 pm


thnx >w<

Report | 09/25/2010 2:41 pm


happy early birfday whee

Report | 08/23/2010 10:29 pm


I love Will Smith too~!
He's such a funny guy! =]

Report | 08/23/2010 9:13 pm


Oh, that's okay.

Been a while since I watched ID4. xD That was a fun movie!

Report | 08/23/2010 8:35 pm


You've got a week left. . .
I have like. . . 12 more hours? xD
Oh well, can't push time back - I better just make me a good breakfast to feel better going to my first class. xD

Report | 08/23/2010 8:31 pm


First day of [back to] school tomorrow. . .
and I am. . . hmmm. . . I feel like I need more vacation time. xD
How about you?

Report | 08/23/2010 8:28 pm


Hi, Rachel! xD
Yes indeed! It's nice to see you again! =]