Buy or Suffer A Life Of REGRET!
Hey. I know you've suddenly thought I've grown to like you and everything. Well that's a lie. You're just gold in my eyes, complete gold. And I don't mean that in a nice way like how you're so "awesome" [wtf?] or anything. I mean gaia gold. Like money. This is strictly business for me.
Okay, that's a lie. If you suddenly realize how AWESOME I am, we can talk for a little bit first and maybe I'll even accept your friend request. Because I am a good person. Not really but it just looks nice on here. Well, please look around and if I don't have anything for sale right now, I will soon. I'm SO sorry you can't steal all my things and I'm left with 300 gold, you looking all pretty with MY things, and me thinking, "Wow, I really scrued up!" Okay, now do you get it?
If you really like something but are just a LITTLE bit off or have something I really want, you may start a trade. Please tell me what you want and what you're giving me beforehand though. I HATE people who don't do that. Well okay have a nice day everyone!