About
... Me. Right. Erm, well... I'm Bertie Clemence.I have a real name, it's just not entirely relevent at this juncture. Awesome, eh?
I have limbs.
I am partial to a drink or sixteen, and have in the past organised an all-nighter in five minutes flat. It failed, but it still happened.
Big fan of The Littlest Man Band. I advise everyone to check them out. And while you're at it, pay The Pilfers a visit.
I'm a multi-instrumentalist, and have been previously descibed as:
"... a total headcase." - Carlos Vandangas
"... not as indie as me." - Ross (Indier-than-thou) Strachan.
"... an alcoholic." - Everyone that meets me at parties.
"... Liar!" - Chloe when she found out my Irish accent wasn't real.
I am partial to wearing suits. And hats. Which is why I was annoyed there was no way to make my avi wear a tie. Or even a cravat. He's just wearing stupid ******** ruffles.
Honestly, who wears ruffles?! That's just bloody stupid. Only pirates can get away with ruffles.
Wow, I'm wasting so much space here... it's like a marathon. That should be in the Olympics. Space-wasting marathon; I'd watch that. That's a genius invention right there.
I'm a writer by default. Probably because I'm not good at working with others, so I decided I'd become a writer. It means less human contact, other than people I actually enjoy being with.
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Will gaia ever experiecne the Ethan that you are again?
Who's party is this?
Well just go on it soon and also tell em your password =)
By mail
I just got back from crete haha
it was soo ncie
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Ethan you crazy drunkard. Come on gaia. Fix your internet. Don't drink every night.
How was geography?
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i said i would pay her back but i didnt promise the wings
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what a hypocrite
Umm it was big words and people are dumb. Concede defeat... i like it :]
You may have been thinking of saying something about the hey big spender?
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Me and lucy sing that song in maths in high pitched voices. Ahahaha.
I remember when you used to confuse people purposefully using crazy language. Gutted i have natural confusement talent. x)
I need more gold. Especially as that git of a child stole 3000 of it.
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My step brother who i thi k is gay is singing 'hey big spender' loudly in the next room.
I wathced the sound of music and a bug's life today! And at 10.45 i shall be watching the Amityville horror.
How much gold have you got my deary?
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I'm not sure where i got this from.
And i only started to forget because my mum was jibbing on in my ear about some crap lol.
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